Saggy Tetris

- You don’t appear unless someone shit talks Sagittarius
- You fixate on certain people and ignore everyone else
- You don’t care if you make people feel unloved
- You’re really weird and it’s not always in a good way
- Most likely to become a serial killer

Capricorn

- When you love, you love so hard but you don’t warn people that you’re walking away
- 99% sure you’re all sociopaths
- You aren’t the old library vintage aesthetic that you think you are
- Stop buying books when you have 90 unread ones
- Work on your commitment issues

Aquarius

- No focus, no idea what you want to do with your life
- Inability to apologise when you fuck up
- Stop pretending you don’t care when you care too much
- Please make a plan to do something and stick to it for once in your life

Pisces

- Not everything people say is about you
- Stop falling in love with people who don’t care about you
- You put too much faith in people who will never change
- You break your own damn hearts
- Commitment is not the drama you make it out to be
- Go. To. Therapy.