SO WE FINISH BAGGING UP MY PURCHASES AND THE CASHIER GAVE ME A SMILE SO WARM IT BEAMED THROUGH HER FUCKING MASK AND SAYS TO ME "Thank you so much for helping me bag."
I WAS A BIT TAKEN ABACK. THIS KID IS BUSTING HER ASS BEHIND A REGISTER IN AN OVERSTUFFED UNDERSTAFFED PLAGUE-RIDDEN SEWER OF A FUCKING GROCERY STORE AND SHES THANKING ME FOR BAGGING UP MY OWN SHIT
I TELL HER "OF COURSE" AND I WALKED OUT OF THERE THINKING "THATS RIGHT. IM MORE OF A DECENT HUMAN BEING THAN ANY SON-OF-BITCH IN THIS PLACE. IM A GODDAMN *GENTLEMAN*."
THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE PISSED I GOT PICTURING THIS KID RACING TO RING UP SOME FAT FUCKERS REPUGNANT SLOP THEN SWINGING AROUND TO BAG THAT SLOP UP WHILE THESE IMPATIENT ASSHOLES GRUMBLE AND FUCK AROUND ON THEIR PHONES AND WEAR THEIR FUCKING MASKS UNDER THEIR CHINS
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