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WA Road Rules. Might merge into a thread but no guarantees.
1) A tissue box on the rear parcel shelf and a ‘Fuck off we’re full’ sticker are mutually exclusive.
2) If there isn’t at least one VY Commodore parked on the median strip was there even a booze bus there last night?
3) Your choice of personalised plates is a decision that that can only be made by a select committee seated round a glass table after 2am.
4) E plates cannot be bought, they must be crafted from L plates using a black texter, this is part and parcel of repaying your yeeew-debt to society.
5) A Honda Odyssey has a larger blind spot than a B-double.
6) It is prudent to trust your telepathic powers over the indication provided or not provided by a driver who has already entered a roundabout.
7) Nothing will brighten your day more than seeing the joy of dog with its head out of the window at 110km/h.
8) Spotting unmarked police vehicles is easy with all their little aerials and flashy LED thingos. But you always wonder if the cops have another fleet of unmarked unmarked cars...
9) To drive a Ford Fairlane you must be a minimum of 75 years old.
10) There is no higher moral ground than letting a tailgater past and then following them at a safe distance for 10k’s while they remain stuck at the speed limit behind more traffic.
11) The most capable off-road vehicle ever seen in WA was a rented Corolla driven by a German backpacker.
12) Lift kitting your Hilux won’t make your penis bigger.
