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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE SPARTA
Twas the night before Sparta, and outside the ground
Not a game plan was brewing, no hope to be found
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Twas the night before Sparta, and outside the ground
Not a game plan was brewing, no hope to be found
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A star soon appeared, on a move he was keen
He’s felt that way since 2019
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He’s felt that way since 2019
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Then who should appear but two of the midfield
Possession to Sparta they would shortly yield
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Possession to Sparta they would shortly yield
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A badge from the future, it lit up the night
“Tomorrow,” it said, “you’ll play utter shite”
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“Tomorrow,” it said, “you’ll play utter shite”
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“What’s wrong wee man?” our elf wanted to know
“Will our leaky defence cost us 10-in-row?”
He looked him in the eye, put a hand to his head
“Rangers live here, although they are dead”
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“Will our leaky defence cost us 10-in-row?”
He looked him in the eye, put a hand to his head
“Rangers live here, although they are dead”
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“..............”
“Mate, you’ve hit the mute button”
“I said blame it on Griffiths”
“Oh hi there Chris Sutton”
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“Mate, you’ve hit the mute button”
“I said blame it on Griffiths”
“Oh hi there Chris Sutton”
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Then one of the boys became slightly vexed
“We’re trying to work and this prick’s sending texts”
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“We’re trying to work and this prick’s sending texts”
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A helper was found who soon became a hero
“Fuck this,” he thought, “take me back to San Siro”
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“Fuck this,” he thought, “take me back to San Siro”
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The Sparta attack, they needed a lift
Thankfully Duffy prepared them a gift
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Thankfully Duffy prepared them a gift
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“Group H isn’t pretty” they declared to Neil
Then pointed to Sparta Prague, Milan and Lille
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Then pointed to Sparta Prague, Milan and Lille
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A captain appeared but the night passed him by
“He’ll never be dropped but Neil won’t explain why”
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“He’ll never be dropped but Neil won’t explain why”
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Their leader emerged, saying “...this...us”
His message obscured by the chewing of snus
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His message obscured by the chewing of snus
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He turned to his helpers and said with a grin
“It isn’t my fault, someone’s doing us in”
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“It isn’t my fault, someone’s doing us in”
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A saviour emerged, fit to wear the crown
“Sorry pal but I’m sticking with Scott Brown”
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“Sorry pal but I’m sticking with Scott Brown”
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Then the leader exclaimed, ere he drove out of sight
“If you think we’ll get pumped, you’re probably right”
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“If you think we’ll get pumped, you’re probably right”
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