Simply cannot stop thinking about a girl I knew who dated a guy she couldn’t STAND - all because his ex died in a plane crash, & her biggest fear was dying in a plane crash, & she figured there was no way the universe would let both of this guy’s girlfriends die in a plane crash
Someone quote tweeted this from a private account. Mandy if that was you, I’m grateful to see you haven’t died in a plane crash
While you’re here I’m gonna plug some of my friends who are funnier/nicer than me:

@Flora__Flora
@JenniferJokes
@Angibangie
@curlycomedy
@abbycohenwl
@batkaren
@HatTheButcher
@markydoodoo
@mostlysharks
@ChicksRule
You can follow @isabelzawtun.
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