Join me while I live tweet my induction
I’m dilated at a 1 (sorry, if that seems TMI but also not sorry) and I’m in pain so that also seems fake to me
I’m the doctor here
I’m the doctor here
“Are you planning on an epidural”
I’m planning on taking as many drugs as you wanna give me don’t even ask
I’m planning on taking as many drugs as you wanna give me don’t even ask
Just got a COVID swab.
That’s probably the worst part of giving birth right now, right
That’s probably the worst part of giving birth right now, right
my nurse’s name is Karen please pray for me
Just popped my pussy for a pill that’s supposed to get this girl out so that was a good time
Just found out today is International Men’s Day(???) so my baby will NOT be making her appearance until tomorrow.
I’m still at a 1 so this is the conversation I just had:
me: “can you make sure I’m contracting”
nurse: “you are! here they are on this sheet”
me: “okay I thought I was just being dramatic”
also just had a popsicle and orgasmed or it was another contraction idk
me: “can you make sure I’m contracting”
nurse: “you are! here they are on this sheet”
me: “okay I thought I was just being dramatic”
also just had a popsicle and orgasmed or it was another contraction idk