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Giuliani and company are about to give us a Total overview of the Landscaping
Giuliani's "evidence" of fraud remains pathetically weak
Giuliani, shorter: Black votes in big cities were fraudulent
Giuliani: "The recount in Georgia will tell us nothing because these fraudulent ballots will just be counted again." (There is no evidence of fraudulent ballots.)
Giuliani's reenacts a scene from "My Cousin Vinny" and then casually accuses Biden of crimes. Unhinged.
Giuliani takes a big dump on Philadelphia ("it's a corrupt city") and makes sure to mention that people get beat up at Eagles games
going great, folks
"It changes the result of the election in Michigan if you take out Wayne County"
Giuliani has figured out that if you just take out all the votes from blue areas that went for Biden, Trump wins. Groundbreaking work.
Giuliani says that Trump's lawyers are trying to "overturn the election" in New Mexico, Virginia, Georgia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Arizona
"That's the reason why [Biden] probably didn't have to go out and campaign" -- Giuliani's final argument (he has no evidence for this) is that the Democratic Party and Biden conspired to commit massive election fraud
Rudy Giulianiâs head was melting down like a reactor in Chernobyl https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1329481645464846336
Sidney Powell, who is ostensibly a lawyer, is out here providing a Hannity-style rant about how they're going to "take the country back" because "President Trump won by a landslide."
Jenna Ellis takes the mic and starts preemptively castigating the media for calling this press event too long and devoid of evidence
"This is an elite, strikeforce team" 
Giuliani is still melting
Giuliani is explicitly saying that Trump's goal is to "overturn the election"
We've reached the antisemitic dogwhistle portion of this press conference
Giuliani says "there is nobody here that engages in fantasy," then details his fantasy about how Trump won Pennsylvania by 300,000 votes and Michigan by 50,000 votes when he in fact decisively lost both of those states
Asked by OAN about "where is the FBI," Giuliani pretends to look around the room for microphones, then bashes the FBI
"In the middle of the night, after they've supposedly stop counting, and that's when the Dominion operators went in and injected votes" -- the conspiracy theories about "globalists dictators" being pushed by Sidney Powell would make Alex Jones blush. They are absolutely insane.
"Your question is fundamentally flawed, when you're asking, 'where's the evidence?' You clearly don't understand the legal process" -- Jenna Ellis
"You're a totally discourteous person" -- Giuliani gets mad at a reporter who asks why so many lawsuits brought by the Trump campaign have been dropped
"We're headed to a very bad place," Giuliani says. And with that the news conference is finally over.
