Just hit me we lost #Origin as massive favourites again, ffs. So now I’m gonna rant.

A thread.
Best player in the world & probably the difference between us losing and winning last night. Issue is, he shouldn’t have been.
These two can actually hold their heads up. JAC isn’t just the best winger, he’s one of the best players in the league now, period.
Origin player but not a centre’s arsehole. Needs to be 5/8th or nothing.
Good player, but not to this standard. Looked happy to be there. Hopefully Tom still has hamstrings this time next season.
These two are officially flat track bullies of the Mitch Moses variety. Momentum merchants. Couldn’t dig their way out of a soup bowl.
Getting dangerously close to Twitter’s whipping boy. Burns through 5/8ths faster than Kuzma does Insta models.
Hold your heads up, our best forwards by a mile.
Super young and will be in the side for a decade, but needs more than 35 metres if you’re gonna talk smack. Lesson learned.
Wouldn’t need to run so hard if he knew what a decent line looked like. Never seen a player look so damaging only to see he did fuck all at the end of the game.
Don’t care what people say, he deserves his spot. 50+ tackles without a miss, but needs an up year in 2021.
This cnut. Missing some of his better players & comes up against a real coach, look what happens. Good motivator, but needs someone making the moves like Hagan / Mal. Fucking peanut.
Opposite end of the scale is this fossil. Massive prick, but that win probably seals his legacy as the GOAT now.
Speaking of legacies, DCE changed his last night. Happy for him.
This dude legit making Darius catch and fall over Origin record look like a magician. Arse has fallen out of his career.
How the fuck is this guy a better Origin player than most our pack?
Cam Smith retires and this kid pops out the Storm machine, ready to go. Fuck me.
What else can be said about Munster’s month of mayhem: injury, Premiership, bender, meme, Origin win, knocked out, Origin win, Man of the Series, bender. A legend is born.

The end - and fuck QLD.
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