You've heard of catoblepas, well now get ready for catobepis.

...

is that anything?
Teefling: when one of your incisors signs an infernal contract?
Beefholder: beauty is in the eye... of the... beef....... holder
Misplacer Beast: now where did I leave that thing?
SNACKUBUS?!
Wellithid: they're doing MUCH better, thank you
Mc Mind Filet-er: only available at participating locations
I'll Die On This Hill Giant

(sadly, they did)
Just a side Slaad for me, thanks.
Dragonborn implies the existence of Dungeonborn
Disappointed my parents by getting a Fine Artificer degree
Uh yeah can I get a Chill Touch Supreme with a medium Eldritch Baja Blast?
A bitter Paladin mustn't forget to add Spite damage.
Turns out we've been misreading Stoneskin for years it's actually Stones Kin, in this presentation I will-
Purify food and DRINK: all nonmagical food in a 5 foot radius is good to eat or something, whatever, everyone do a shot!
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