The NBA draft havin 2 rounds is hilarious. If I was an nba gm, I’d draft the tallest person left every 2nd round. Who’s the tallest freak I can find? I’d scour the globe for some 8’5 freak who’s never seen a basketball. Probably in Siberia or somethin. Also, dont call them freaks
Like this
He’d enter the game and our fans would go nuts shouting FREAK FREAK FREAK which would be heartbreaking for this monster☹️

Id get on the intercom and scold our fans. They’d start shouting SORRY SORRY SORRY. The big fella would then smile and saying something in his native tongue.
No one understands what the fuck he’s saying but we all make a vow right there to learn his native tongue.

And just like that, world peace starts to become a reality.

Good work, everybody.
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