bored. new confession. they're gonna be wild.

1. had sex with a lactating woman, drank breast milk with oreos.

2. I've never had a bad sex review. Periodttt.

3. Despite being a lover of dancehall, it doesn't define my life. Therefore, I stan eating of the buff.

4. I got nervous during my first golden shower & couldn't pee

5. I've never had drunk sex. I fear throwing up half way through it.

6. Blowjobs don't impress me unless I really like you. Otherwise you gonna be sucking limp dick.

7. I fucked up the numbers. Perfect time to add that I feel dyslexic sometimes

8. Food during sex is a no for me. Cause I'll fuck around and chew your clit.

9. Despite the rumors, pineapples do nothing for the pumpum. In fact, it mek it renker.

10. using the ash from the spliff during sex >>>>>>

11. I hate getting my balls sucked. That shit hurts! Lick, not suck. LICK. Bumboclaat man.

12. Sucked some cheesy toes, saved her name as Big Foot

13. me love date woman wid pickney. dem snacks have a buzz.

14. A girl on the TL fart pon me two time during sex & blame the KFC. Nasty gyal.

15. When I'm sad I eat bun & corn beef.. My comfort food. Perfect balance of sweet and salty.

16. 99% of the time I'm not joking but people think it's funny. So me nuh mek dem nuh wiser.

17. (I'm stopping @ 20) I am no longer bored. Lmao.

18. me stop seh 6ix long time but cya badda change my @ Oosh.

19. bruk gyal sick me. like literally sick me. I will legit start sneezing.

20. words of advice: doe diss yuh girl fi none a dem gyal ya bredda. no joke. thanks for tuning in to my ted talk. Am Out.