Bald niggas are truly the most evil people on this planet.

Here is a list of the worlds evilest men, who also happen to be bald. This is no coincidence.

Why Bald Men Can’t Be Trusted :

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Lex Luthor, the king of evil bald men.

Jeff Bezos, irl Lex Luthor, also bald.

Nappa

Part Monkey, yet still bald. Also very evil.

Doctor Manhattan

Not necessarily evil, but he’s kind of an asshole. Most likely due to his bald nature.

Master Xehanort

In a world of light and darkness.

The true darkness is bald.

Shao Kahn

now you KNOW there’s not a hair on his head. he’s as evil as it gets.

El Balde

His name is literally EL BALDE.

Main villain of Seis Manos. Insanely evil. Insanely bald.

Terry Crews

- has sold out black men and his community on numerous occasions

crazy bald. not a coincidence.

Kevin Spacey/ John Doe - Seven

He is evil on and off the big screen. No need for an explanation. We all know why.

Gluttony - FMA

Literally sin itself. Bald. Sin.

MCU Thanos

Literally an idiot. A stupid evil bald idiot.

Suge Knight

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sean Taylor - Drumline

Though he has redemption, I couldn’t stand him in that first act. Terrible leader. Also bald.