My four year old, when asked by a friend at day care why she has two mums and no dad, told her that her dad was eaten by a shark.
Lol @ the wierd trolls in my mentions. For those of you that don't know me, my wife and I have two kids and a known donor and the kids are very clear on how that all works as is everyone else in our extended family. Including the shark.
I don't have a soundcloud, but please think about donating to @RainbowYOUTH who do awesome things to make Aotearoa the best it can be for all kids https://ry.org.nz/donate