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Having a go at Henry VIII 
I found out today that we have an AA birth time for Henry VIII. Naturally, I thought it'd be a great idea to roast him in a twitter thread.
I found out today that we have an AA birth time for Henry VIII. Naturally, I thought it'd be a great idea to roast him in a twitter thread.
(I'm using whole signs. Chart thanks to http://astro-seek.com )
The first thing that I wanted to check in Henry's chart was his 5th house, the house of sex and naturally reproduction, to see if we could actually blame him for his own child issues~. His 5th house is ruled by Saturn, which sits in the 6th house directly opposite Leo Mercury.
There is something so typical about Henry VIII having Leo Mercury (12H) opposite Aquarius Saturn (6H). Of course his egotistical, self centered ways spoke for him, convincing him he could challenge and change any authority that disrupted his daily life from going as he wanted.
Hello! Henry VIII literally created the Church of England just because he couldn't get divorced and remarried. And why did he want to do that? Because of his struggles (Saturn) with having kids with his wives (5H.)
Now, get a load of this... Do you know which planet was the Lord of his 7th house? I'm not even kidding, it was Jupiter! I couldn't make this shit up, but it only gets better. So, as expected, a King's reputation precedes him, but after a few wives, it wasn't for good reasons.
Jupiter is in his 10H in Gemini.
Reputation in love = Jupiter
What he's known for before the relationship itself = 10H
And not for great reasons = Detrimental Jupiter!
Henry really should've invested some time in Jupiter remediation to curb that abundant image sabotage.
Reputation in love = Jupiter
What he's known for before the relationship itself = 10H
And not for great reasons = Detrimental Jupiter!
Henry really should've invested some time in Jupiter remediation to curb that abundant image sabotage.
Jupiter doesn't like being in Gemini because they think too much. They need answers and ideas, over experiences and just letting things be. Only TWO of his wives were NOT beheaded or divorced. Man would rather puzzle out of what didn't suit him than cultivate abundant soils!
Jupiter in his 10th house has way more sinister clues also, though. Henry VIII was a king who changed the English constitution, and began the motion of the divine right of Kings. He used his public image to push this grandiose Jupiterian dream of being a divine ruler.
His MC is actually in Taurus, but this is ruled by Venus in Gemini (out of sign conjunction, 3°). Sadly, no, Jupiter and Venus aren't conjunct, as funny as it'd be, but both respond to that Leo Mercury in 12H I mentioned earlier. Get this...
Leo = Spotlight, sovereign, Royal energy
Mercury = Communication and thought processes
12H = Subconscious, dreams, can be religious in nature
His chart really made him feel like he was the shit, which pumped up that OTT self love in the 10H that led to his divine self ideology!!
Mercury = Communication and thought processes
12H = Subconscious, dreams, can be religious in nature
His chart really made him feel like he was the shit, which pumped up that OTT self love in the 10H that led to his divine self ideology!!
When it comes to Henry's moon sign, what did you expect other than an Aries Moon? In the 8H too! No wonder he was so hard to deal with, the man really thought that he could have anything if he lashed out emotionally, and being a king, he got exactly that. *Points to CofE again*
The final thing I'd like to draw your attention to in Fuckmaster 3000's chart is Virgo Mars 1H square that delightful Gemini Jupiter 10H... and Sagittarius Neptune 4H 
Delusional... Because of his upbringing!! His very foundations made him believe he was the absolute shit!!
Delusional... Because of his upbringing!! His very foundations made him believe he was the absolute shit!!
He threw his weight around, trying to steer his downright chaotic approach to getting what he wanted by being the big powerful King that he was. He really thought that everything he was born into was his birth right and he should just keep getting it, even through conflict.
I'd like to leave this thread with an honourable mention to his Mercury, Rising, and Saturn that all sit at 6°. I don't do degree theory but maybe that's why he was a picky twat with his wives. 
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk this has been Roasting Henry VIII ur welcome
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk this has been Roasting Henry VIII ur welcome
