blofeld: i understand you like your martini shaken, not stirred
bond: yeah, shaking cracks the ice and makes it colder faster and that really opens it up
blofeld: vodka seems less oily when it's shaken
bond: bingo

blofeld: olives?
bond: sure. can i get three?
blofeld: but of course
bond: wow, those are huge! i love olives

blofeld: so that's basically my plan in a nutshell, i know, it sounds stupid when i say it out loud
bond: oh man i would love to say i was listening but i am fucking hammered, we should have eated first. eated? eaten first
blofeld: i haven't seen our waitress where's our waitress