Bram Stoker: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the Tale of the White Worm
Stoker: and it’s NOT a sex thing, I know what you’re all thinking
Stoker: don’t deny it, I know you were! All of you
Stoker: but ESPECIALLY YOU, CLIVE
Barker: haha yeah i was

Stoker: And NOBODY SAY THE WHITE WORM IS A DICK
Stoker: CUZ IT’S NOT
Stoker: it’s like a big evil dragon
Stoker: who might also be this evil woman
Stoker:
Stoker: I mean I like women
Stoker: I definitely prefer the company of women
Stoker: to be chaste around, I mean

King: ok this is getting ridiculous
King: I really think bram needs help coming out
King: clive could you talk to him
Barker: what
King: you know cuz you’re
King: you know
Barker: wow steve
King: I mean you are
Barker: yeah I know
Barker: I’m saying “wow” cuz you suck at this

Barker: jesus Christ steve
Barker: I’m not just gonna TELL bram he’s gay
Barker: even though it would be extremely funny
Barker:
Poe: clive
Barker: I’m just saying it WOULD be funny
Barker: in fact
Barker:
Barker: haha
Poe: CLIVE
Barker: but no

King: but since you’re gay you could
King: you know
King: explain what it is to him
Barker: you don’t understand what you’re dealing with steve
King: well I think
Barker: you kinda have a bad track record on these things steve
King: well i
Poe: he’s right, you do

King: I don’t that’s fair, I try to be sensitive to these issues
Poe: he’s right steve, you do put your foot in your mouth sometimes
King: well i
Poe: how many times have you fallen for JK’s tweets
King:
King: i
Poe: how many times