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1) How to talk to your snowflake bilgepuppy DemoKKKrat son/daughter/nephew/niece on Thanksgiving.
2) "Why do you hate?"
THEM: "WHAT??"
3) YOU: "Well, your party is founded on hate. The DemoKKKrat Party was created for the purpose of perpetuating and enforcing slavery." https://twitter.com/KPuliese/status/1329093250985111553
2) "Why do you hate?"
THEM: "WHAT??"
3) YOU: "Well, your party is founded on hate. The DemoKKKrat Party was created for the purpose of perpetuating and enforcing slavery." https://twitter.com/KPuliese/status/1329093250985111553
4) THEM: "Well, that's not the party of today."
(Notice how immediately you put THEM on the defensive).
5) YOU: "Oh, most certainly it is. 50 years after forming the DemoKKKrat Party of hate, the DemoKKKrats formed the KKK to enforce racism."
6) THEM: "That's a long time ago."
(Notice how immediately you put THEM on the defensive).
5) YOU: "Oh, most certainly it is. 50 years after forming the DemoKKKrat Party of hate, the DemoKKKrats formed the KKK to enforce racism."
6) THEM: "That's a long time ago."
7) YOU: "No, that was just yesterday. As late as the 1960s---just 50 years ago---you had DemoKKKrats who ran a presidential candidate under the Dixiecrat Party. You know what they were, right? Segregationists?"
8) THEM (uncomfortably): "Well, that was still a long time ago."
8) THEM (uncomfortably): "Well, that was still a long time ago."
9) YOU: "How about the 1990s. That was just 30 years ago, Bill Clinton--you know, Cankles' hubby who did the Lewinsky?--was bragging about his best friend Senator Robert Byrd and his mentor William Fulbright. Byrd was IN the KKK. Not supported it, IN it.
He was an OFFICER!"
He was an OFFICER!"
9) YOU, contd . . . "And ol Billy Fulbright was a die-hard segregationist. That means Cankles, the smartest woman in the world, was closely tied to racists and segregationists. But no surprise, since that's how the party was founded."
10) THEM (desperate to change the subject):
10) THEM (desperate to change the subject):
10) contd . . . "It's not that way today."
11) YOU: "Have you done any planting? You know, flowers, or veggies? Have a veggie garden?"
12) THEM: "Why yes we do. We're environmentally conscious."
13) YOU: "Good. Cuz you know the first rule of planting is . . .
11) YOU: "Have you done any planting? You know, flowers, or veggies? Have a veggie garden?"
12) THEM: "Why yes we do. We're environmentally conscious."
13) YOU: "Good. Cuz you know the first rule of planting is . . .
13) contd . . . you can't get good fruit from a bad tree. If the tree, or vine, is rotten, spoiled, frozen, it will only produce crap. You know that much, right?"
14) THEM: "Well, yeah, but . . . "
15) YOU: "Your tree is evil and rotten. It was founded on slavery."
14) THEM: "Well, yeah, but . . . "
15) YOU: "Your tree is evil and rotten. It was founded on slavery."
15) contd . . . "NOT THE USA. The US was NOT founded on slavery. It was founded on freedom. There were no slaves either at Jamestown or at Plymouth. And the Pilgrims had a free constitution when they walked ashore---the ONLY nation in the earth to have that."
15) contd . . . "But your party---the DemoKKKrat Party, was founded on, originated in and enforced slavery and segregation for almost 200 years. It has been a slave party almost as long as the US has been a free country!"
16) THEM: "That still doesn't change the fact that . . .
16) THEM: "That still doesn't change the fact that . . .
16) contd . . . "Donald Trump is a racist."
17) YOU: "This would be one racist calling someone else a racist. Sorry, your claims are invalidated by the very fact of your party's existence. You'd have to be another party to claim that."
18) THEM: "Yeah, like what?"
17) YOU: "This would be one racist calling someone else a racist. Sorry, your claims are invalidated by the very fact of your party's existence. You'd have to be another party to claim that."
18) THEM: "Yeah, like what?"
19) YOU: There was only one party in all of American history FOUNDED to eradicate slavery. The Republican Party. Donald Trump is a Republican. Therefore you as a slave party peon are calling a member of the only anti-slave party in America a racist."
20) THEM: inadible mumbling
21) YOU: "Pas the turkey. I feel like a double helping of meat today!"
21) YOU: "Pas the turkey. I feel like a double helping of meat today!"
