1. A. One uncle approached me a while ago, he was having issues with the real estate developer in the place he acquired & built his house. Issues had deteriorated to the extent his life was being threatened he claimed. He needed assistance. I asked if he had written a petition to
2. the police. He complained how ineffective the police are & how he needed 'contact' to get things done. I said if there's threat to life, you could approach the DSS. He said he didn't know how. So I said, will tell you how & who to take the matter to. When an operative told him
3. that he would need to come to their office to file a petition before they could invite the accused in for questioning/investigation he said 'I thought chief will just send men to threaten them'.
B. During the covid-19 lockdown someone said she needed 'armed men' to escort
4. her travel. Madam, you are aware there's ban on interstate travel unless you are essential service(s)? She said 'with the armed men, no one can stop me.'
C. A tenant owed landlord for over a year. The landlord got tired, told the tenant to leave. They battled for over 4 extra
5. months before they tenant eventually decided to leave. The landlord decided to inspect the property only to find out that 2 ACs, water heater & a few other things were damaged. Landlord blocks the gate & says the tenant won't take his car until those things are fixed. I can't
6. lose more than 1yr rent & still handle damage to my property. Tenant is a lady, she decides to go tell her boyfriend in law enforcement who sends one of his boys with her to go roughen landlord. One thing leads to another & the boyfriend's boys firearm discharges, bullet hits
7. landlords sister-in-law who died on the spot. The boy with the firearm runs away, the tenant ran but was later apprehended.
D. A man approaches a bank through a consultant. He wants a loan of N1bn for a project. After all the back & forth, through the help of the consultant
8. who had once worked in that bank, he was given an offer letter. This man didn't have any collateral so the consultant approaches an estate valuer who helps in finding a property owner who agrees to lease property to them as collateral. After all agreements are signed bank
9. disburses funds. A while later, bank is worried at the transfers going out of the account & the destination of the wires; auto dealerships, real estate accounts etc. They talk to the client & he tells them some stories & everyone stays calm. Loan period elapses and client is a
10. no-show. Bank tries to find him; home address no longer valid, ditches cell phone etc. Bank holds on to collateral, property owner drags valuer to police, valuer leads them to consultant & consultant starts independent investigation to find the client. Long story short,
11. client was eventually found.
All these people are on social media shouting EndSARS but they are all SARS or worse! They all are screaming end bad governance but are only waiting for their own opportunity to steal with impunity. They are here complaining how BAD the country
12. Is while ignoring their role in it. Remember this; as you condemn & say bad things about Nigeria, you & yours are also responsible for the rot we find ourselves in.

Everybody is a modafuckin hypocrite!
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