what was a fucked up drink you made in college that got you nice at blammoed. I would mix a bunch of 7 dollar rum in some squirt and just drink it all day. It had several names. I referred to it as Sailors Lament among other things. It was also just known as “potion”
One time I was at a house show in austin and they had this punch that was Red Bull vodka and 5 hour energy and my friend Matt comes behind the friend group standing together and goes “ man I’m not sure what’s in this punch but it’s making me kind of horny”
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