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NANCY PELOSI: This meeting will come to order. At long last, the plan is complete. We have put into motion our plan to destroy Western Civilization.
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: Praise Allah!
KAMALA HARRIS: FINally. [rolls eyes]
@jaketapper: WHOOOOOOOOOO [plays air guitar badly]
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BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: Praise Allah!
KAMALA HARRIS: FINally. [rolls eyes]
@jaketapper: WHOOOOOOOOOO [plays air guitar badly]
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/2 POPE FRANCIS: How are we doing it, dark mistress?
PELOSI: We're putting Harry Styles on the cover of Vogue.
POPE FRANCIS: . . . . and?
NANCY PELOSI: In. A. DRESS.
OBAMA: Who again?
PELOSI: Harry Styles.
JOE BIDEN: IS THAT THE FELLER FROM THE GONG SHOW?
PELOSI: We're putting Harry Styles on the cover of Vogue.
POPE FRANCIS: . . . . and?
NANCY PELOSI: In. A. DRESS.
OBAMA: Who again?
PELOSI: Harry Styles.
JOE BIDEN: IS THAT THE FELLER FROM THE GONG SHOW?
/3 PELOSI: No . . . No Joe. I think you're thinking of Soupy Sales.
BIDEN: SOUPY SALES. THERE WAS A REAL HORSE-SLAPPER.
PELOSI: . . . yes. Okay, anyway, after the collapse, we will .
BIDEN: A GEN-U-INE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO'ER.
PELOSI: [rubbing temples] Joe, I . . .
BIDEN: SOUPY SALES. THERE WAS A REAL HORSE-SLAPPER.
PELOSI: . . . yes. Okay, anyway, after the collapse, we will .
BIDEN: A GEN-U-INE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO'ER.
PELOSI: [rubbing temples] Joe, I . . .
/4 OBAMA: Wait. How, exactly, is putting an actor half of America never heard of in a dress on the cover of a fashion magazine going to destroy Western Civilization?
PELOSI: By undermining masculinity! [waggles fingers in sinister manner]
OBAMA: By an actor dressing funny?
PELOSI: By undermining masculinity! [waggles fingers in sinister manner]
OBAMA: By an actor dressing funny?
/5 PELOSI: Yes Barack. Masculinity is ESSENTIAL to Western Culture. Without it the culture COLLAPSES.
OBAMA: Do celebrities not dress funny to attract attention any more? Because let me be clear, I thought that has sort of always been a thing.
BIDEN: A REAL FREDDY BLACK-HAT
OBAMA: Do celebrities not dress funny to attract attention any more? Because let me be clear, I thought that has sort of always been a thing.
BIDEN: A REAL FREDDY BLACK-HAT
/6 PELOSI: All we have to do is to undermine "masculinity" as it is viewed by a certain subset of Americans.
OBAMA: Look Nancy I hate America as much as you but I just don't believe anyone's that . . . well, weak.
PELOSI: You think? Look. https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1328342542287589381?s=20
OBAMA: Look Nancy I hate America as much as you but I just don't believe anyone's that . . . well, weak.
PELOSI: You think? Look. https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1328342542287589381?s=20
/7 OBAMA: Oh. Oh. Oh . . . my God. I had no idea it was this bad.
PELOSI: I know, right? If Styles isn't available maybe we can just walk up and go "BOO" real loud.
PELOSI: I know, right? If Styles isn't available maybe we can just walk up and go "BOO" real loud.
/8 OBAMA: So if it's so easy, why wait until now?
PELOSI: Look Barack, not everyone can sit around introspecting all fucking day. Some of us have to govern. And look at Chuck. He's buried.
CHUCK SCHUMER: [literally buried in vast pile of fabicated Biden ballots]
PELOSI: Look Barack, not everyone can sit around introspecting all fucking day. Some of us have to govern. And look at Chuck. He's buried.
CHUCK SCHUMER: [literally buried in vast pile of fabicated Biden ballots]
OBAMA: I still don't think we can undermine masculinity with a dude in a dress.
PELOSI: Of course we can't, you idiot. They're going to do it for us -- with their hysterical overreactions proclaiming that American masculinity is weak and vulnerable. https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1328309233851494400?s=20
PELOSI: Of course we can't, you idiot. They're going to do it for us -- with their hysterical overreactions proclaiming that American masculinity is weak and vulnerable. https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1328309233851494400?s=20
/10 OBAMA: that's diabolical
PELOSI: THEY WILL FALL FOR IT, DESTROY THEIR OWN CIVILIZATION WITH THEIR PUSILANIMOUS WHINING OVER TRIVIA, THEIR PANTS-WETTING SPRINT AWAY FROM THEIR VALUES, AND WE WILL DANCE ON THE ASHES
BIDEN: Who the fuck is this scary lady
OBAMA: Joe . . .
PELOSI: THEY WILL FALL FOR IT, DESTROY THEIR OWN CIVILIZATION WITH THEIR PUSILANIMOUS WHINING OVER TRIVIA, THEIR PANTS-WETTING SPRINT AWAY FROM THEIR VALUES, AND WE WILL DANCE ON THE ASHES
BIDEN: Who the fuck is this scary lady
OBAMA: Joe . . .
