fun fact: the mall my parents did christmas shopping in was the burlington mall: also known as the paul blart mall cop mall

another fun fact: i celebrated birthdays at the rainforest cafe at the burlington mall: the mall that paul blart mall cop protected in paul blart mall cop

another fun fact: in paul blart mall cop paul blart mall cop destroys the rainforest cafe in the mall which paul blart mall cop protects, the burlington mall, the mall which paul blart mall cop was shot in

more fun faCts: the rainforest cafe in the burlington mall, the mall in which paul blart mall cop was shot, was closed, so in paul blart mall cop, paul blart destroys the rainforest cafe in the burlington mall: the mall which paul blart mall cop was shot

but paul blart mall cop destroyed the rainforest cafe in not just the paul blart mall cop mall, but in the actual mall, the burlington mall, the mall in which paul blart mall cop is shot, where my parents did christmas shopping, where i went to the lego store to buy bioncles

but there are no visuals of the lego store in paul blart mall cop, meaning paul blart mall cop could not destroy the lego store in the burlington mall, the mall in which paul blart mall cop was shot, where my parents did their christmas shopping

so thank you paul blart mall cop for not destroying the lego store in the burlington mall, the mall in which paul blart mall cop was shot, where my parents did their christmas shopping and i celebrated my birthdays at the rainforest cafe

we celebrated my 9th birthday at the rainforest cafe, the rainforest cafe which paul blart mall cop destroys in paul blart mall cop, and i recieved a special game:
lego star wars II: the original trilogy, paul blart mall cop destroyed where i recieved the sacred icon

so in fact: fuck you paul blart mall cop for destroying the rainforest cafe in the burlington mall, the mall in which paul blart mall cop was shot, the mall in which my parents did their christmas shopping and i bought bioncles at the lego store and recieved lego star wars II

@ william faulkner i can do it too you stupid loser