Gonna create a voting software company called Authoritarian with all my Right leaning friends for use in swing states and third world countries alike and it’s gonna be totally lit and legit.

I’ll get @JackPosobiec and @RaheemKassam to do sales, @peterthiel to invest & chair Board, @ClaremontInst to provide expert political expertise. And as CEO of Authoritarian I guarantee it will provide only the best results to voters worldwide using most robust tech available.

“But Matt, aren’t a lot of Trump supporters and shadowy right-leaning figures and orgs involved with Authoritarian?”

Yes. All the best people who believe in the best things. But also YOUR DANGEROUS CONSPIRACY THEORY SUBVERTS DEMOCRACY AND THE RULE OF LAW, FRIEND-O.

Obviously @PrisonPlanet will head up global sales division for Authoritarian, deploying it wherever people show signs they don’t want to eat bugs & live in pods. Some say Authoritarian auto-adds voting option in EU member nations to reject Brussels. We won’t respond for comment.

“But Matt—how can people trust Authoritarian if it is created by people who all seem politically aligned? Don’t you at least owe them a thorough and transparent—“

FACT CHECK: Silence, fascist conspiracy theorist! I pronounce you CANCELED.

As a company, Authoritarian is deeply concerned about how many rural voters have hard time getting to the polls. Further, using current systems many invalid & improperly filled out mail-in ballots are incorrectly counted. Trust me—we designed our software to correct these errors.