*channels Colbert Report*

Nation,

Take a look at Ohio. Look at the lack of leadership from the governor, the jr. Senator, and the decidedly GOP House delegation. Look at the House Dems (Marcia Fudge) who does nothing. Look at the clusterfuck that is Ohio's statehouse. 1/

How fucked up is Ohio's leadership? The state speaker was arrested on bribery charges, lost the speakership, but was not expelled from that body and in fact won re-election. They said you're corrupt and we know it, but that bribe money was great so come back. True story. 2/

The governor has twisted himself into knots to appease the Trump man-baby in the White House, and still finds himself on the end of a mean tweet. Oh, and the governor runs the state as if he won a lifetime achievement award; looks good on HIS mantle, but doesn't do anything. /3

Nation,

Ohio has problems. You do too, I'm sure, but Ohio has problems. Gerrymandered to hell, led by the most inept bunch of corrupt amateurs this side of the Trump family, and they love Trump in the state.

But hey, they can kick Michigan's ass in football, right? /4

Nation,

Ohio isn't bad; it's just lost the decent, have a clue, help lead the way, common sense and common good way. Help the good folks like Senator Sherrod Brown, the Ohio Democrat party, Mayor Nan Whaley, and so many others help fix Ohio. It's easy. How easy? /5

Vote, if you're an Ohioan. IN EVERY ELECTION. If you're not an Ohioan, MOVE TO OHIO, REGISTER, AND VOTE. You can leave after you help us change for the better. Unless you support the ongoing fuckery we have. In that case, don't come. Get out. Leave. No time for that fuckery. /6

Ohio is a decent place that's fallen on hard times; like the high school sweetheart who fell in love, got abused and won't leave because of kids. Except even the kids are leaving.

Seriously; our kids leave the state after high school. They don't come back. It's depressing. /7

Ohio needs a wake up call and in intervention, otherwise it may need a name change.

Ohiobama? North Mississippi? Arkan-faux?

The home of Neil Armstrong, John Glenn, Louis Stokes and so many other legendary figures in American history suddenly doesn't seem worthy.

Help. /end