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Bkdk, where Mitsuki asked the gods to give her some fashion ideas and she’ll will be willing to marry off her forever single son bkg to whoever grants her wishes.
It was meant to be a joke until one god named deku, lonely out of his wits, heard this prayer and took it seriously
It was meant to be a joke until one god named deku, lonely out of his wits, heard this prayer and took it seriously
Mitsuki: oh, just one amazing idea and I’ll marry off my son..*sudden whiplash of ideas*
Mits: what the—
*gentle knock on her bedroom door*
Mits:!
Deku, beaming: HELLO, I’m the god Deku! I just grant ur wish! *holding a long ass contract* so about the contract and ur son.
Mits: what the—
*gentle knock on her bedroom door*
Mits:!
Deku, beaming: HELLO, I’m the god Deku! I just grant ur wish! *holding a long ass contract* so about the contract and ur son.
Wait, wait ill come back to this imma just do an errand
Bkg: oi, old hag I’m home!
*sees a note on the tble: ur father and I went for a soul searching trip. We have a visitor named Deku take care of him ;), love mom.*
Bkg: dafuq is a Deku?
*poof*
*sees a note on the tble: ur father and I went for a soul searching trip. We have a visitor named Deku take care of him ;), love mom.*
Bkg: dafuq is a Deku?
*poof*
Deku: Me! You must be Bkg, the one I’m betrothed to! *taking Bkg’s hands* I must say, photos of you do you not much justice to how beautiful you are.
He was about to kiss the back of Bkg’s palm when Bkg yanks it and then he smack the back of Deku’s head.
He was about to kiss the back of Bkg’s palm when Bkg yanks it and then he smack the back of Deku’s head.
He carries the god and throws him out.
Deku, quietly to himself: the baby photos were very much deceiving though,,, apparently
Deku, quietly to himself: the baby photos were very much deceiving though,,, apparently
After 6 hrs, out of duty and not of guilt Bkg hears what the god has to say
Bkg: so technically my old hag exchanged me for her fashion extravaganza?
Deku: Well, /exchange/ is such a strong word! She simply wanted some ideas and was gonna give ur hand to whoever— oh.
Bkg: so technically my old hag exchanged me for her fashion extravaganza?
Deku: Well, /exchange/ is such a strong word! She simply wanted some ideas and was gonna give ur hand to whoever— oh.
Bkg: yeah, that’s exactly what it meant.
In this world, it is only normal for a god to grant someone’s wish no matter how small it is but there would always be an exchange to it.
The exchange may not be as equivalently good to what the god has done but as long as the god is satisfied with what the person has to offer-
The exchange may not be as equivalently good to what the god has done but as long as the god is satisfied with what the person has to offer-
Then it’s fine.
And as long as it is within the contract and bond of the god and the human then all swell...
The god chooses the ones they grant wish on tho... They don’t like bad wishes it rubs off their reputation; there are some but this is a feel good thread sooo,,,
And as long as it is within the contract and bond of the god and the human then all swell...
The god chooses the ones they grant wish on tho... They don’t like bad wishes it rubs off their reputation; there are some but this is a feel good thread sooo,,,
Bkg: then? How long will this last?
Deku, excitedly: For eternity of course!
Bkg, unfazed: Don’t bullshit me. Surely, one small wish wouldn’t cost this much.
Deku: Why, that’s where you are wrong Kacchan!
Bkg, irked: Don’t call me that...
Deku, excitedly: For eternity of course!
Bkg, unfazed: Don’t bullshit me. Surely, one small wish wouldn’t cost this much.
Deku: Why, that’s where you are wrong Kacchan!
Bkg, irked: Don’t call me that...
Deku, showing the contract: Aaww, /Kacchan/ it says here in chapter 27 paragraph 8 that I’m allowed to give you any nickname that I want— Ah wait!
Bkg, eyes scanning through the contract: ...
*snap*
Bkg, eyes scanning through the contract: ...
*snap*
Bkg, grabbing the god’s collar his face close: fucker
Deku, blushing: whoa Kacchan I know we’re getting married but isn’t this a little to fast?
*drags him to the door*
Deku: No wait— I’ll take it out! I’ll bring the out contract! I don’t want to feel like a divorcee again!
Deku, blushing: whoa Kacchan I know we’re getting married but isn’t this a little to fast?
*drags him to the door*
Deku: No wait— I’ll take it out! I’ll bring the out contract! I don’t want to feel like a divorcee again!
