My brother hasn't dated anyone in years and of course he brought home some broad who voted for Trump.
Me and my mother are upset.
I told my brother he can't date her unless she understands why that was wrong (on the side) and he dead told her that in front of the entire family. "My sister said I can't marry you unless you turn blue." He has absolutely no chill.
Her talking points were: I don't like either but I had to vote for someone, I know he's racist but I'm not, the looting from BLM really broke my heart.

She's Asian. So it's one of those.

I think she's just dumb. Either I'm going to turn her within the next 3 months or bye bye.
My brother in front of everyone "SHE THOUGHT HER TAXES WERE GONNA GET RAISED BC OF BIDEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" lmao it's like I get she's a dealbreaker but the way my brother continued to throw her under the bus.

Maybe it's a joke. Maybe this is a prank.
She disclosed to me that when she told my brother she voted for Trump that he sighed and got silent for 5 minutes. Like you know he was contemplating human rights vs. pussy. My lord. I need to talk to him. This isn't good.
My dad got awkward and kept saying "it's OK, it's alright" all calmly as if she was a child and spilled a glass of milk instead of voting for a monster, while my mom stopped talking English and started talking shit in my language to me and I was flailing, pretending to text.
God bless my dad and his patience. He actually asked this chick what news channels she had been watching implying "how tf as an Asian-American did you get duped" and then she told us she lives in Staten Island and my dad goes "ahhhhh makes sense". Why did he do the subtle drag??
MY MOM ASKS MY BROTHER IF THIS IS A GREEN CARD SETUP BC SHE IS SO FLABBERGASTED LMAOOOOO

Like she cannot even comprehend the situation. I'm still of no use because if EYE SPEAK. I'm now like melted into my chair trying to talk about dimsum desperately.
What I did manage to say was she needs to reevaluate her stance/broaden where she gets her news from bc it seems that she was being fed lies (duh), and she didn't fight me on it. She said, "Yea probably", which gives me some hope so I'll work on it.
So after my brother and his Trump gf left I told my mom that she seems like she just didn't know and doesn't seem the brightest in terms of accessing information, and my mom blamed me for the whole thing. As an Indian mother would blame the daughter.
Anyways, I'll keep y'all updated. Currently still trying to process what tf was my Saturday evening and how someone who voted for Trump ended up in a house where our matriarch and me included are very "off with his head energy" 24/7.
I'm still just in shock how my brother brought home someone seemingly conservative and obviously stupid re: voting for Trump... when my INDIAN IMMIGRANT mom sends shit like this...
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