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For those who engage with me regularly, you all know I take style be ashawo small small. I like beautiful things. So since being here, I have noticed @Bubae12. Who most people think I have a thing for, but that's false. Is she cute? Hell yeah. And she engages on my TL, and 
Brings most of the guys to my page. That said, I posted about how I was looking for twitter bae. Na so people begin make suggestions. In the end, nothing came of it, cos I can't have my twitter bae on people's TL dropping account number. Also, I am not poverty eradication. So
She must have her own. Na so I go begin search. I then found @DrBecz with her fine face. The strategist that I am no gree me talk first, so I strategized. I began commenting on comments of her comments. 
. She go see me talk, but not to her. It worked like juju. She add me.
. She go see me talk, but not to her. It worked like juju. She add me.
Captain strategy continued. She was liking my posts, then commenting, na so I catch am. As I ready to drop my sales pitch, she then got on twitter to begin cry about heartbreak. I realized that has become 1 year mission. 6 months minimum to overcome the guy 6 months to ease in
So I just gave up hope. Search continue. Before that, I was getting eyeful. Like the title to the novel by the great Ayi Kwei Armah "The Beautiful ones are not yet born". Na so I dey see pretty chicklets like @Ola_mides, @Diekolayomi4 and many more. But so young. So look only
Na so I dey do my search, I now stumbled upon @AmynHamrah page. 
Fine Arewa girl with swag? Sign me up... I reached out to my connect to supply camel with flowers in its mouth as introduction, then I saw a post that said her family go shoot me. Hausa or not. Na so I jaboh
Fine Arewa girl with swag? Sign me up... I reached out to my connect to supply camel with flowers in its mouth as introduction, then I saw a post that said her family go shoot me. Hausa or not. Na so I jaboh
Na so I scope @ogun_olajumoke. The babe na level 10 natural beauty, but those that follow me know also I can't stand fake hair of any kind. I am also not stupid enough to tell anyone what to wear on their own body, as I assume no one is stupid enough to tell me what to wear.
So I did myself a favor and walked away. Occasionally, you'll find fine babe that'll make you pause. Na so I see @GloriaBoniface4. Cute too. But God help me. She looks like church 5 days a week and evening church 3 times a week type. I no wan spoil anyone pikin. So I moved.
Like ever other Nigerian, I then stumbled upon the Angolan girls thread. Let me just say. I looked online, and there was an uptick of searches for Angola from Nigeria. Momentary weakness is all. I came back to Naija babes and found @mimipinkberry
Fine girl, correct teeth, body to die for. But when god create me, e out fear for my heart. And my survival instinct kicked in when I realized she be Enugu girl. I just enjoyed her pictures and ran back home.
Na so I scope @mz_bashira. It didn't take me long to realize say na @wizkidayo go be my competition. I shed tears and made my peace. Meanwhile, I noticed @EknoredaVickky no dey even interact anymore until tagged. As na she dey post pictures wey dey start competition
Next thing you know, @KhadijahMarafa catch my eye. But I see say na smallie. So I woke up at 2am to pray 2 rakaats that God will keep her away from guys like @Victor_Akanz, @Iam_Joshblow and @iam_jerry91. Na so I continue to dey search for my twitter bae.
Meanwhile, the person I had chosen as my twitter bae had been blocked the 2nd time for calling me sir. So @Lujuamaka2 found her way to my Instagram to plead her case for final try. But my heart don break. Little did I know her determination was fierce.
I posted a picture of my little brother, and na so omoge decide to switch to him. My family tree and her must inosculate like grafting trees. . Meanwhile, there's cute @pharteemarh177, but all her pictures just dey ashy. Like it was posted on advice from babalawo.
. Meanwhile, there's cute @pharteemarh177, but all her pictures just dey ashy. Like it was posted on advice from babalawo.
I wanted to adopt @dharmey20 as my twitter pikin. My very own teenage daughter, till I saw one picture she posted. 
. (HOLY GHOST FIRE). No father should think that way about his children. So I cancelled the adoption in my head. Shame was shaming me.
. (HOLY GHOST FIRE). No father should think that way about his children. So I cancelled the adoption in my head. Shame was shaming me.
All my attempts to get @sita4u to drop picture failed. I even killed Isa and resurrected him as Kintsugi, e no work. I figured she must be one of those half russian kids who work for putin in Africa. ,
Na so God help me find @OyinElliegance the girl fine no be small. But na chef she be. I just know it can't be a happy household when we are fighting over who will made dinner, and constantly rating our cooking. Na so I continue.
Next up, I scope @Thatfineigbogi1 correct lekpa ting. Till I saw pictures of her sister. Las las. I envision her father chasing me with cutlass because. I was trying to do @eronsjohnson hostel moves on them. Fear of god held me back.
Before I knew it. @fantakayyy enter my vision. If you guys remember me complaining about being broke? That's why. I donated all my money to my local masjid. God don answer my prayer. But alas. Na so I realize say I don give away all my money and no even get for Uber.
So. That's where I am now. Broke, bae-less and still searching. Figured I'd spotlight myself today cos next time, I won't go easy on anyone if I aired myself like this. Till next time.
