Aust, if you're not funny, smart, OR creative... Why do so many people follow you?

The vast majority of my following are corpses of accounts long since past. They dwell in silence, their pfps stuck permanently in a mix of sadness and horror.
Another good number has me muted. Because I rarely sleep, I tweet all the damn time (mostly just screaming out my thoughts because I need them out of my head so they stop screaming at me) and a good number of my tweets are basically essays.
Then, there's the AT MOST 10 mutuals who actively interact with me. Y'all, you legit bring me to tears whenever we get a good thread of just chatting or whatever.
You can follow @Austthenoob.
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