1. Margaret Thatcher- Died.
2. Winston Churchill- Died.
3. David Cameron- Resigned.
4. Tony Blair- Resigned.
5. Boris Johnson- Nearly dying from Covid.
6. Theresa May- Resigned.
7. Anne widecombe - polished the dancefloor of the Blackpool tower.
8. Ed Balls- creating a national holiday
9. A lot of people have said that my comment about Winston Churchill was wrong so i’d like to just take a moment to say that... I stand by what i said and he’s currently rotting in hell and your tory tears are bringing me so much joy x
10. and in regards to my comment about Margaret Thatcher which has also upset a lot of people i would just like to remind you that she’s also rotting in hell and she won’t suck you off no matter how hard you cry in my mentions x
I’ve decided that i will no longer be arguing with tories as i’m simply too happy to keep seeing their arguments fall apart and instead i will be spamming them with the video above x
Tories getting ready to tell me that we’d all be speaking german if it wasn’t for the genocidal white supremacist they have wet dreams about
I need the tories to realise that churchill and thatcher are in the mud and they can’t give them a gob job for arguing with someone on twitter because it’s really embarrassing seeing the gammons stinking up my mentions x
Can someone do a video singing ā€˜singing in the rain’ but they change the lyrics to ā€˜Maggies in the mud’ thank you in advance x
😌 thank you for all the fan mail x https://twitter.com/slaterscandal/status/1328348006224162816
some of you lot are lucky i didn’t have this reaction vid two hours ago x
The amount of tories i’ve obliterated on this thread god it should be hung in the louvre we’ve had everything from a man thinking vegetarianism is the same as genocide to one crying about his dead nan to a guy thinking Cisgender means trans to a tory saying genocide isn’t bad x
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