Famous UK politicians and the best thing they ever did- a thread:
1. Margaret Thatcher- Died.
2. Winston Churchill- Died.
3. David Cameron- Resigned.
4. Tony Blair- Resigned.
5. Boris Johnson- Nearly dying from Covid.
6. Theresa May- Resigned.
7. Anne widecombe - polished the dancefloor of the Blackpool tower.
8. Ed Balls- creating a national holiday
9. A lot of people have said that my comment about Winston Churchill was wrong so i’d like to just take a moment to say that... I stand by what i said and he’s currently rotting in hell and your tory tears are bringing me so much joy x
10. and in regards to my comment about Margaret Thatcher which has also upset a lot of people i would just like to remind you that she’s also rotting in hell and she won’t suck you off no matter how hard you cry in my mentions x
I’ve decided that i will no longer be arguing with tories as i’m simply too happy to keep seeing their arguments fall apart and instead i will be spamming them with the video above x
Tories getting ready to tell me that we’d all be speaking german if it wasn’t for the genocidal white supremacist they have wet dreams about
I need the tories to realise that churchill and thatcher are in the mud and they can’t give them a gob job for arguing with someone on twitter because it’s really embarrassing seeing the gammons stinking up my mentions x
Can someone do a video singing ā€˜singing in the rain’ but they change the lyrics to ā€˜Maggies in the mud’ thank you in advance x
😌 thank you for all the fan mail x https://twitter.com/slaterscandal/status/1328348006224162816
some of you lot are lucky i didn’t have this reaction vid two hours ago x
The amount of tories i’ve obliterated on this thread god it should be hung in the louvre we’ve had everything from a man thinking vegetarianism is the same as genocide to one crying about his dead nan to a guy thinking Cisgender means trans to a tory saying genocide isn’t bad x
Wait till Tories find out that by applying their logic behind supporting Churchill it also supports Stalin x
I love all the tories flooding my mentions, the jokes on you guys as i thrive off of two things- attention and decimating tories and you guys are providing me with both x
I’ll be posting GoFundMe links that have been sent to me at the bottom of this thread so please take the time to RT or donate- thanks :) https://twitter.com/lilnicbee/status/1304516048448884740
Why do gammons think they’re entitled to a free history lesson? I charge for history tutoring lessons i don’t do it for free and i’m certainly not providing them for tories who want yet another woman to try and dumb down history for them so they can twist it to their agenda x
Might just respond to the churchill nonces with this
I’ve made it 😌🤚
Apologies to the girl who posted that tik tok as the gammons in her replies are going full throttle šŸ’€
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