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Keir Starmer is on Radio 4 speaking about his sympathy and support for the government. Heās talking about his speaking skills. With that voice. He claims his team hasnāt helped him choose his songs. First choice Dobie Gray: Out on the Floor #desertislanddiscs
Heās so boring. He is refusing to comment about lifting Corbynās suspension and the EHRC report. 2nd song: Beethoven Symphony #6 What a dreary twat #desertislanddiscs
Sorry I got that wrong but I donāt care. But his Dad was a toolmaker. There is a joke in there somewhere. Third song Jim Reeves: welcome to my world. Heās gaslighting the Caribbean community. He knows the painful mornings we had to clean skirting boards to this shit.
He was a member of the East Surrey Young Socialists 
. He went to Leeds University. Fourth Song: Orange Juice - Falling and Laughing. Imagine how awful a party at his house must be #desertislanddiscs
. He went to Leeds University. Fourth Song: Orange Juice - Falling and Laughing. Imagine how awful a party at his house must be #desertislanddiscs
He sat doing nothing whilst his flat was being robbed. A glimpse into the future. He sits doing nothing as the Tories rob the country. He claims heās learnt the power of saying, āI donāt know.ā He shouldāve said it when they asked him to run for leader.
Fifth Song: Oh Happy Day - Edward Hawkins Singers 
Starmer is talking about Ian Tomlinson now. Yikes. And the criticism he faced as DPP.
Heās now chosen āThree Lionsā featuring David Baddiel. So many comments I could make #DesertIslandDiscs
Keir still considers himself a socialist. Track 7 More Beethoven.
He says he would find it hard to survive alone on a desert island. Iām sure everyone else would cope. Keith is a veggie. I never knew!!
Last track: Bridge Over Troubled Water - Artists for Grenfell featuring Stormzy. Heās totally gaslighting now #DesertIslandDiscs
Bye Sir Drear. Thanks for that.
