Barack Obama in a reckless moment takes up the challenge of Congress.

A giant stage is set in Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium. Obama lands at Indira Gandhi International Airport.

A large limousine picks him up. The car has two senior diplomats from the US Embassy.
They advise him on his folly and begs him to ask very simple questions of RaGa.

Obama himself had decided he will ask very simple questions as he had lost the initial josh.

He enters the stadium filled with Youth Congress workers.

Rahul finally comes on stage after
making obama wait for a long time. A sweating obama greets him and the impatient rahul asks him why be had not written about saffron terror in his book.

Obama mumbled an apology and was keen to leave the place with the escape velocity of Jupiter.

Obama asked him what was
10 plus 10.

Rahul said 21. Seeing Obama's reaction the youth congress workers realised the answer was wrong. They shouted - Give him another chance.

The embassy officials also cautioned obama and he now asked what is 5 + 5?

A tentative Rahul asked 9?

Again obama collapsed
In fear. The crowd now roared - Give him another chance. Give him another chance.

The journalists who had come to witness obama being roasted alive were worried.

This time obama decided he will make it very simple. So he thought of asking what was 2 + 2.

But Pitroda decided
enough was enough and wrote out the next question.

Obama loudly read the next question - your mother has one son and one daughter. So how many children does she have.

RaGa was very confused. He saw from left to right. He checked his pants and kurta.

Finally he saw
Sibal showing two.

He then blurted out two. Obama and the embassy officials collapsed again but this time in relief. The crowd was confused. They did not know if RaGa had finally cracked the ultimate test.

It was then that Sagarika, Burkha, Swathi C, Rajdeep, Shekhar
rose up and shouted - Give him another chance.

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