#BREAKING Thousands of rightwing activists from covid-blighted interior of oil-rich US descend on coastal capital, Washington DC, to protest use of vote counting to determine election winners. Many fear math's Islamist roots may foreshadow secret plan to introduce Sharia Law.
#BREAKING US palace spokeswoman, Kayleigh McEnany, demonstrates use of sophisticated algorithm recently employed by extreme rightwing dictator, Donald Trump, to determine who won presidential elections, to show that a few thousand protesters can become a million when not counted.
#BREAKING Pockets of tribal violence break out in US capital, Washington DC, as government and opposition supporters clash outside barricaded presidential palace where extremist white populist despot Donald Trump continues to cling to power despite losing presidential elections.
#BREAKING US despot Donald Trump lambasts media coverage of protest march by supporters claiming journalists are only showing the empty streets, not his "massive" fans, many from the interior of the country, where a dire humanitarian crisis forces them to survive on fast food.
#BREAKING Violent tribally-charged confrontations continue in restive US capital, Washington DC as extremist white pro-government demonstrators march through the city, raising tensions in the ethnic black stronghold where Donald Trump remains blockaded in the presidential palace.
#BREAKING AU envoy, Monica Juma, calls for calm as police struggle to contain tribally-charged post-election violence in US capital, Washington DC, which threatens to spread across the desperate, crisis-torn nation where rampant disease has already claimed nearly 250,000 lives.
#BREAKING African musicians, led by Ben Githae, plan series of online concerts with American counterparts from persecuted ethnic minority groups as well as white moderates to spread message of peace and reconciliation among deeply divided tribal communities in the troubled US.
#BREAKING The Zoom concerts will aim to raise awareness of the values of tolerance and democracy as well as funds for the Make America Thin Again aid project to combat widespread malnutrition in the US interior which is in the grip of a chronic economic and humanitarian crisis.
#BREAKING The concert is the brainchild of famed explorer, Milton Allimadi, former head of the AU election observer team and Director of the Marshall Plan for Democracy, whose experiences in the US led him to found the Make America Think Again non-profit civic education platform.
#BREAKING "He won because the Election was Rigged" tweets US despot, Donald Trump, in backhanded concession to moderate white opposition leader and President-elect, Joe Biden, that analysts now hope will ease dangerous tribal tensions in the strife-torn north American nation.
#BREAKING Aging dictator, Donald Trump, walks back concession after many in troubled US misunderstand it to mean he had lost the election rather than that he had won the race to second-place. "WE WILL WIN" he tweets to supporters from bunker in barricaded presidential palace.
#BREAKING In his first attempt to address the coronavirus outbreak devastating his nation, US ruler, Donald Trump, announces three-month lockdown of area around presidential palace, with staff not allowed to leave and President-elect Joe Biden's transitional team not allowed in.
#BREAKING Report from Accra-based Royal American Society says world must do more to help disease-ravaged US urgently reform its gerontocracy to reduce average age of leaders in the covid era, noting three of its four septuagenarian rulers were elected in just the last 40 years.
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