HISTORIAN: they were rarely seen apart
ME: yes
HISTORIAN: one carried the other's poetry to his death
ME: Yes
HISTORIAN: they wanted to be buried together
ME: YES
HISTORIAN: these two men were close friends
ME: NO
If you'll excuse me I need to go and find a platonic friend to write a 160 page biography about after their sudden death describing their face in intimate detail whilst clutching a sculpture they chiselled of me from raw stone because this is normal behaviour for acquaintances
personally I wish to be buried with my husband in the same grave with our bones arranged in a heart formation and the headstone to read "they knew each other casually"
my CV has just been updated to read 'extensive experience in causing gay riots on twitter'
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