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best @corpse_husband quotes, a thread:
“the temporal differential we call wakefulness is the cosmic interaction of subatomic particles operating on a quantum level”
“maybe it won’t be a chill lobby. maybe i’ll get real sweaty”
“in my restless dreams i see you there. i don’t actually know how it goes but”
“in case y’all forgot, all i give a fuck about is arbitrary numbers”
“susan you dumb bitch”
“all my friends are dead and i’ve gained 50 dollars”
“tengo problemas mentales”
“he won’t touch me I’m verified on instagram”
“imagine using your hands to pee, couldn’t be me”
“I’m a silly goose i gotta be”
“maybe we should ask her some beginner questions: how was your day? what’s it like being fucking dead?”
“wait toast...that’s a cute flower, i like that”
“i am a man who can do simple tasks like opening foil and not fuck it up and and cut it with a knife and (inaudible), that’s not me. I FUCKING HATE FOIL!”
“waddup baby”
(you knew it was coming)
(you knew it was coming)
“don’t drive on secluded roads and have a good time because scary men will pull you over and you don’t want that”
“FUUUUUUUCK-...i want a hug really bad”
“where all the goddamn hoes at”
“davinki?”
“i’m at the vending machine, vending. i’m vending things”
“i have drop kicking vengeance”
“there’s no place like twitter dot com”
“chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and clinical fucking depression”
“call me fuckin’ billie eilish cause I don’t wanna be me anymore”
“covid would have never happened if we all just wore fur suits everywhere we went”
