Alright, time for some nonsense. I’ve never seen Anne of Green Gables (with Megan Follows), and so I will be live tweeting my reactions to the three of you who care. You can thank my beloved @LaserWayPewPew for this nonsense....

First off, I AGREE ANNE. Three sets of twins is too much. That runs in my family and you best believe we only having one set. ONE

I am here for Anne’s drama. Yes. Correct. Talk to myself in the mirror. All. The. Time.

YES WAITING 30 MINUTES FOR LUNCH IS INCONCEIVABLE

What DID my 12 year old self I again about me?

MRS HAMMOND THAT WAS THE SMOOTHEST GUILT TRIP.

Magnus Burnsides is that you??

Anne would do well in CPE. She knows lots of feelings words.

Goodnight, Angst with an E.

Miss Cuthbert, you KNOW you think she looks like a gimlet. I saw that smile.

TELL HER ANNE! YOU GO GIRL!

Anne just sealed the deal, y’all. The neighborhood gossip is staying away? Well done.

I’m gonna start wearing hats so I can take them off when I want to have a meaningful conversation with someone.

Rachel Lyde is growing on me. At least she’s self-aware enough that she...speaks her mind...

Anne to Marilla

Mutual apology society was very lovely! “I’ll forgive you if you’ll forgive me.”

BOSOM BUDDIES!!

Marilla’s “still trying to make up my mind” is the longest Inshallah I’ve ever heard...

All friendships should start with shattering gender norms in a three-legged race.

Anne. Is. An. Enneagram. 4.

All men are trash. Except Matthew.

I mean, the green hair isn’t that bad tho...

This teacher is creepy. All the nopes. All of them.

Josie, you need some ice for that burn??

I mean, I feel Anne’s rage when folks spell your name wrong. Good riddance, creepy teacher.

ANNE WTF?? Why would you talk about ghosts in haunted woods?

Afternoon tea awkwardness looks a lot like first date awkwardness. Marilla knows what’s up...

....that was a lot of booze, Diana.....

I mean, good job making sure your friend actually made it home safely...

SECRET. BOSOM. FRIEND.

Y’all....

“As long as the sun and the moon shall endure...and as long as I mother doesn’t find out” is the realest promise.

Miss Stacey is teacher goals.

Miko break...

TINCTURES!

@LaserWayPewPew you’ll be Matthew and I’m for sure gonna be Marilla.

Matthew’s dress buying awkward is the most precious.

“Look at the puffs!”

@LaserWayPewPew watching Matthew and Anne.

I think I love Aunt Jo...?

Yup, I love Aunt Jo.

I need traveling cloaks to make a comeback.

Marilla’s nonverbal communication is life goals.

That is the most aggressive acceptance of a date I’ve ever seen.

Yup. Anne is DEFINITELY a 4 on the Enneagram.

“Even with her queer little ways.”

And they walked off into the sunset....