Okay, hands up who has ever left their job on the actual day they resigned/got the push with a big brown box? It literally doesn’t happen apart from in bottom-of-the-algorithm Netflix movies. I’m sorry but I suspect this is really far nearer the mark https://twitter.com/michaellcrick/status/1327375990687936512

Meanwhile @mikeysmith has a completely different narrative of what happened today. With everyone parting as top pals. The bust-up a fake bust-up https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/what-really-happened-boris-johnsons-23008426

An account backed by Peston’s deepthroat.. https://twitter.com/peston/status/1327369896959877120

So in conclusion. Most of today’s reporting is quite possibly bollocks. Cummings has left via the front door to be seen leaving via the front door. End of an era? Or end of an era, my arse. Based on current info, I’m going for b)