TRUMP:
- THE WALL IS NOW 7,000,000 FEET HIGH
- ALL MEXICANS HAVE BEEN SENT HOME
- STRONG ECONOMY
- I AM NOT WEARING MAKEUP
- I WILL *NOT* I REPEAT *NOT* DIE IN PRISON

TRUMP:
- YOU ALL RECEIVED A FREE PONY
- IF YOU DIDN'T RECEIVE A FREE PONY, ONE ARRIVES TOMORROW
- OH GOD TISH JAMES DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ALLEN WEISSELBURG'S KIDS' TAXES - OH GOD, THEY'LL ALL FLIP ON ME
- I AM NOT WEARING A GIRDLE

TRUMP:
- WE HAVE BASES ON MARS ALREADY; THEY ARE VERY NICE
- INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK? HOW ABOUT INFRASTRUCTURE CENTURY BECAUSE I AM NOW SENATOR FOR LIFE
- WHY IS PUTIN SCARED OF PROSECUTION NOW OH GOD OH GOD HELP ME ROY COHN - PLEASE HEAR MY PRAYERS ROY COHN - YOU PROMISED

TRUMP:
- OUR NEW VACCINES WILL ALSO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT
- BUY-ONE-GET-ONE FREE VACCINES ARE NOW JUST FREE, TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT
- KIDS LOVE FREE VACCINES
- OH GOD JARED'S WHATSAPP ALONE WILL SEND US TO PRISON UNTIL THE SUN GOES OUT HELP MEEEEEE

TRUMP:
- OK, FINE, MAYBE DOING CYBERSECURITY WITH PUTIN WASN'T A GREAT IDEA, BUT HE'S REALLY NICE
- I MAKE THE BEST DEAL, BIG BEAUTIFUL DEALS
- WHY COULDN'T RUSSIA OR IRAN HELP IN THE ELECTION? WHY COULDN'T THEY SAVE ME - I AM SO OBEDIENT
- ADMIT IT, YOU'LL MISS IVANKA

TRUMP:
- YOU WILL ALL LOVE MY NEW TELEVISION CHANNEL
- THAT'S IT, I'LL HAVE A TV STATION, AND MARK BURNETT WILL JUST HAVE ME AND PUTIN ON ALL THE TIME, PLUS JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO
- I'LL BE A TV STAR FOREVER
- PLEASE JUST CHARGE MY KIDS SO I CAN PARDON THEM - OR THEY'LL FLIP TOO