11/14/2020, 12:00pm
You wait. You’re waiting for a familiar notif to come up on your screen, desperately hoping it might have all been a prank, and they’ll upload something new today. The time changes. 3:01pm mocks you. It feels like grief and defeat. They were telling the truth.
You wait. You’re waiting for a familiar notif to come up on your screen, desperately hoping it might have all been a prank, and they’ll upload something new today. The time changes. 3:01pm mocks you. It feels like grief and defeat. They were telling the truth.
11/16/2020, 12:07pm
You’re still not over it. Every day you wonder if maybe they’ll bring it back again? Maybe they’ll upload a video titled We Tricked 3 Million People today? Uploads have been late before, but inside you know it’s not coming back, no matter how many hashtags.
You’re still not over it. Every day you wonder if maybe they’ll bring it back again? Maybe they’ll upload a video titled We Tricked 3 Million People today? Uploads have been late before, but inside you know it’s not coming back, no matter how many hashtags.
11/23/2020, 12:28pm
It’s been 10 days. Their channels are normal. Uatwt is called moritwt. Some people still have spiral layouts. You’re scrolling through #UnusAnnus and rewatching edits that haven’t been taken down. One’s at 400K views. You follow. Has it really been 10 days?
It’s been 10 days. Their channels are normal. Uatwt is called moritwt. Some people still have spiral layouts. You’re scrolling through #UnusAnnus and rewatching edits that haven’t been taken down. One’s at 400K views. You follow. Has it really been 10 days?
12/11/2020, 12:43pm
You’re bored. What’re you usually doing around this time? It feels like you’re forgetting something? Why does it feel like something is missing? Your eyes catch on a monochrome hoodie. 4 weeks past and you’re still missing them. How long will acceptance take?
You’re bored. What’re you usually doing around this time? It feels like you’re forgetting something? Why does it feel like something is missing? Your eyes catch on a monochrome hoodie. 4 weeks past and you’re still missing them. How long will acceptance take?
12/26/2020, 2:50pm
Your End hoodie arrived a couple days ago, in time for Christmas as promised. Tears arrive too. Feels a bit hollow to have a memento from a channel that doesn’t even exist. You wish you had it all back. Moritwt keeps them alive. Here’s to hoping 2021 is better.
Your End hoodie arrived a couple days ago, in time for Christmas as promised. Tears arrive too. Feels a bit hollow to have a memento from a channel that doesn’t even exist. You wish you had it all back. Moritwt keeps them alive. Here’s to hoping 2021 is better.
01/13/2021, 3:26pm
First 13th of the year. #BringBackUA is trending again. You’ve come to acceptance by now. It’s been a quarter of a year. You’re done mourning them, until you accidentally search up Unus Annus’s URL one day. “This site doesn’t exist” hurts more than it should.
First 13th of the year. #BringBackUA is trending again. You’ve come to acceptance by now. It’s been a quarter of a year. You’re done mourning them, until you accidentally search up Unus Annus’s URL one day. “This site doesn’t exist” hurts more than it should.
03/27/2021, 5:57pm
The Youtooz start shipping. You didn’t buy one but Twitter made sure you knew. You wish you’d ordered one. Mark, Ethan, and Youtooz joke about bringing Unus Annus back. Amy even joins in. It’s bittersweet when Moritwt start talking about their favourite videos.
The Youtooz start shipping. You didn’t buy one but Twitter made sure you knew. You wish you’d ordered one. Mark, Ethan, and Youtooz joke about bringing Unus Annus back. Amy even joins in. It’s bittersweet when Moritwt start talking about their favourite videos.
05/30/2021, 11:31am
Shipping took a long time but Mark and Ethan have both retweeted the people who received #69 and #420 of the UA Youtooz. No surprise there. You’re late for plans you made. You rush out the door without closing Twitter, figurines in suits still on the page.
Shipping took a long time but Mark and Ethan have both retweeted the people who received #69 and #420 of the UA Youtooz. No surprise there. You’re late for plans you made. You rush out the door without closing Twitter, figurines in suits still on the page.
11/13/2021, 9:06am
Unus Annus related tweets are everywhere. You wonder if the poor Twitter employee who writes descriptions for Trending is annoyed about it. Ethan hit 3M today, in a coincidence as hilariously poetic as Unus Annus was. You’ve already tweeted your congratulation.
Unus Annus related tweets are everywhere. You wonder if the poor Twitter employee who writes descriptions for Trending is annoyed about it. Ethan hit 3M today, in a coincidence as hilariously poetic as Unus Annus was. You’ve already tweeted your congratulation.
02/18/2022, 12:01pm
Mark dropped A Heist With Markiplier 2 and broke the Internet. YouTube crashed trying to handle the elevated traffic. Theories of lore and Easter eggs are already overflowing. Heist 2 is a massive success and Markitwt is collectively screaming and cheering.
Mark dropped A Heist With Markiplier 2 and broke the Internet. YouTube crashed trying to handle the elevated traffic. Theories of lore and Easter eggs are already overflowing. Heist 2 is a massive success and Markitwt is collectively screaming and cheering.
11/13/2026, 7:47am
The first November Friday the 13th since 2020. You’ve changed a lot in those 6 years, but you still remember Unus Annus. Everyone does. It’ll never be forgotten despite how many newer fans are confused when people mention it now. The spiral layouts come back.
The first November Friday the 13th since 2020. You’ve changed a lot in those 6 years, but you still remember Unus Annus. Everyone does. It’ll never be forgotten despite how many newer fans are confused when people mention it now. The spiral layouts come back.
05/21/2026
Happy birthday Amy!! Amidst the hundreds if not thousands of edits for Amy, one features a certain wig on a filming tripod. An Unus Annus reference. Smart. You’re already following the creator, they’re the one whose content blew up after Ethan rted 6 years ago.
Happy birthday Amy!! Amidst the hundreds if not thousands of edits for Amy, one features a certain wig on a filming tripod. An Unus Annus reference. Smart. You’re already following the creator, they’re the one whose content blew up after Ethan rted 6 years ago.
09/17/2033, 4:00pm
You’re going through old clothes seeing if there’s anything to donate. You find hoodie with a countdown of all zeroes. It’s a little bit faded after so many washes and so much time, and a bit too small now. You keep it anyways, for memories’ sake.
You’re going through old clothes seeing if there’s anything to donate. You find hoodie with a countdown of all zeroes. It’s a little bit faded after so many washes and so much time, and a bit too small now. You keep it anyways, for memories’ sake.
11/13/2050, 12:07pm
Search: Unus Annus
Most recent mention: 2031
Search: Markiplier
Most recent video: Finally Retiring, Thank You For Everything
Search: CrankGameplays
Most recent video: Calypso, ft. LemonJuice, Eddie, and MORE
A folded hoodie lies on a shelf.
Memento Mori
Search: Unus Annus
Most recent mention: 2031
Search: Markiplier
Most recent video: Finally Retiring, Thank You For Everything
Search: CrankGameplays
Most recent video: Calypso, ft. LemonJuice, Eddie, and MORE
A folded hoodie lies on a shelf.
Memento Mori