A small thread on wild cats you may not have known about, all of whom have had enough of your shit.

Rusty spotted cat. Max weight 3.5lbs. Not. Having. It.
The black footed cat. Gram for gram (and when you only weigh 1.6kg, the grams are important) considered the deadliest cat on earth. Native to South Africa.
The Guiña. What you get if you cross a domestic cat, a panther and a bear, but make it really small, because this one comes in at 5.5lbs / 2.4kg. Native to Argentina and Chile.
The flat-headed cat. Which seems a) a bit mean on the part of the naturalist who named them, and b) like bad 17th century taxidermy. Native to Southeast Asia, super endangered and part-aquatic.
The oncilla. Beautiful, but very disappointed in you.
Tipping the scales at a whopping 2.9kg, the oncilla roams Central America down to Brazil.
The sand cat. So. Over. It.
Weighing all of 7.5lbs / 3.4kg, this tiny desert warrior is capable of killing venomous snakes like sand vipers, but mostly it preys on small rodents and birds.
The leopard cat. You are underperforming and she's not impressed. There are populations on Borneo and Sumatra. 8.4lbs / 3.8kg and hunts rodents and insects in the trees
The margay. Native to Central and South America where she will spend most of her life in the trees. She has flexible ankle joints that allow her to descend trees head-first and she will even give birth up in the tree canopy. 8.8lbs / 4kg
And everyone's grumpy favourite - the Pallas cat.
If ever a face said 'just shit off, would you?' it's this.
Native to the inhospitable mountain slopes of Central Asia and our chunkiest contender at a whopping 10lbs / 4.5kg
I should point out that the African civet at the very top of the thread is not a cat, although belongs to the same feliformia suborder that cats do. No idea why I tagged the mini-wildcat thread onto him, but there was wine involved.
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