Scene: 2029. Belmopan, Belize. The "Real Trump" White House led by Ivanka is at war with the "Continuity Trump" White House led by Don Jr. They are in a bidding war with Erik Prince to hire mercs to liberate Don's ashes from the crematorium.

Eric Trump is using a smuggled iPhone in Leavenworth trying to hire Otto Skorzeny to rescue him via glider attack.

Steve Bannon, bereft of arms and legs, as he chewed them off "to own the libs" uses a golf pencil and a smuggled Noki to text Eric to tell him that Skorzeny is actual well dead.

Dom Cummings somehow manages to draw a cash salary as chief of staff to BOTH rogue Belizean White Houses. He has Aron Banks duct-taped to a chair in the one, and Nigel Farage in the other.

Jared died in the Jan 19th 2021 drone strikes after Trump called Subway Jared to "sort out the Pennsylvania vote" and was disappointed in the results.

Jared Kushner was at a Denny's in Flagstaff Arizona trying to talk Giuliani out of the men's restroom.

Giuliani had been on the run from the Coconino County Sheriff's department for shitting in the mailboxes of presumptive Biden voters.

The drone strike took out the Denny's minus the men's restroom. Rudy emerged from the gents, tucked in his trousers and was last seen in a stolen 1993 Chevy Cavalier heading to Utah.

A non-stop parade of grifters and cheesedicks are filling Belize with their scams and plots. Vanessa Beeley, press attache at the Russian Embassy, holds lavish parties at her villa for the Proud Boys and that Dilbert guy.

Meanwhile, in Belize City, Boris Johnson and his current wife, Jennifer Arcuri are curating a niche porn website.

"But Belize has an extradition treaty with the USA" one critic writes. Well, it did. Aron Banks threw a coup on 21 January 2021, aided by unnamed smoked salmon monies from East London. A monarchy was declared and Belize left the Commonwealth.

King Jacob I (nee Rees-Mogg) was installed and his first act was to offer political asylum to the Trump regime.

Kellyanne Conway and Anne Coulter did not make it. They choked each other in the lady's restroom in the Miami Airport en route.

Both White Houses install cabinet officers who spend all day on Twitter trying to tell the actual departments in Washington, under President Harris, what to do.

This is hampered by the fact that the Secretary of State in the Continuity Trump White House is one Madame de la Croix, a Haitian priestess, who is constantly channeling the spirit of the departed Herman Cain.

The entire operation is stunted somewhat by the fact that it runs on cash. Donald Sr's final act in office was to get the US Bureau of Printing and Engraving to print 10 billion in $100 bills and he used C-17s to ship them to Belize.

This kept the Trump-in-exile regime running for some time. Finally, President Biden in 2023 had enough and instituted a currency reform, invalidating the old notes.

The new $20 bill with Harriet Tubman and the $100 bill with Hilary Clinton on it was considered "top shelf trolling" even by Fox News. The US Air Force leafleted Trump's compound with the new notes, many hand-signed by Sec Treasury Barack Obama, who used a sharpie.