the thread you’ve been waiting for: succession characters as dogs
logan roy is a bulldog
-wrinkled
-dinosaur energy
kendall is a basset hound
-devoted
-sad
(thank you
@sandsonbway)
roman is a chihuahua
-small
-overcompensates
(thank you
@romulusroys)
shiv is a pomeranian
-looks nice
-full of secrets
connor is a beagle
-misunderstood
-picky
marcia is a collie
-talented
-suspicious
greg hirsch is a dalmatian
-long
-confused
tom wambsgans is a daschund
-names are hard to spell
-a little condescending
willa ferreyra is a poodle
-nice hair
-soft
gerri kellman is a golden retriever
-loyal
-five steps ahead
stewy hosseini is a schnauzer
-nice beard
-expensive taste
(thank you
@LORDFUCKLEROY)
karolina novotney is a black lab
-here to work
-good style
caroline collingwood is a yorkie
-untrustworthy
-definitely gossiping about you
frank vernon is a st. bernard
-wise
-always comes home
tabitha is a bichon frise
-i don’t know anything about tabitha or this breed of dog
-it just makes sense
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