I want to be in the room when someone’s like, “let’s prevent the pandemic but also look like we are wearing panties on our face”
“Yes the mask will work but only if I have a baby beach hat to match it”
“Yes, a mask, but I don’t want to be able to see around me or do anything while wearing it”
“A mask that looks like the worst bridesmaids dress”
“You are right, this global pandemic has brought me MORE JOY TM”
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