1/ Hugh is celebrating a far-reaching ban on commercial speech in his own industry. Let's see how his offerings would fare if he wanted to advertise them online.

2/ All banned. Too much sugar.

3/ Banned. Way too much salt (1.1kg!)

4/ Banned. Too salty.

5/ All banned. Too much sugar.

6/ Banned. Too much fat.

7/ Definitely banned.

8/ I could go on, but you get the picture. All of this 'junk food' is taken from here: https://www.rivercottage.net/recipes 

9/ Fortunately, Hugh doesn't need to advertise because his restaurant closed down (pre-Covid) due to lack of demand. Why are failed restaurateurs so keen on the nanny state? https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/feb/28/bristol-river-cottage-restaurant-to-close-at-end-of-march

Your sad face when you've got no more restaurants left.