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stove pipe hat: topless
gloves: fingerless
stogie: be-toothpicked
alright lads
it's hobo time
gloves: fingerless
stogie: be-toothpicked
alright lads
it's hobo time
goin to the big rock candy mountain, anyone want anything
At the big rock candy mountain
that's where a man can spend his days
catchin' fish what's made of ham
in a lake of mayonaisse
that's where a man can spend his days
catchin' fish what's made of ham
in a lake of mayonaisse
at the big rock candy mountain
where the cows are made of beef
and the ladies made of pies
and tyrannosaurs in F-16s
blacken out the skies
where the cows are made of beef
and the ladies made of pies
and tyrannosaurs in F-16s
blacken out the skies
at the big rock candy mountain
where the jail doors never lock
and the trees all have special holes
where a dude can put his cock
where the jail doors never lock
and the trees all have special holes
where a dude can put his cock
at the big rock candy mountain
that's where my path will lead
under a tree what's made of taffy
petting a dog what's made of weed
that's where my path will lead
under a tree what's made of taffy
petting a dog what's made of weed
at the big rock candy mountain
the women are really fat
they let you touch them on the butt
cuz things be cool like that
the women are really fat
they let you touch them on the butt
cuz things be cool like that
at the big rock candy mountain
you can live to be a hundred
and the cops can't do shit about it
cuz they've all been defunded
you can live to be a hundred
and the cops can't do shit about it
cuz they've all been defunded
at the big rock candy mountain
did i mention how fat the women are
ok good
did i mention how fat the women are
ok good
at the big rock candy mountain
you never have to wipe your shoes
cuz your stupid bitch wife who's totally holding you back
isn't there to yell at you
you never have to wipe your shoes
cuz your stupid bitch wife who's totally holding you back
isn't there to yell at you
at the big rock candy mountain
there ain't no hatred, fear or shame
and you always get infinite lives
when you play your video game
there ain't no hatred, fear or shame
and you always get infinite lives
when you play your video game
at the big rock candy mountain
there's a forest made of drugs
and the rocks scattered about the ground
are all vibrating anal plugs
there's a forest made of drugs
and the rocks scattered about the ground
are all vibrating anal plugs
at the big rock candy mountain
there's a cave made of crystal meth
and ben shapiro tried to tweet
but then he shit himself to death
there's a cave made of crystal meth
and ben shapiro tried to tweet
but then he shit himself to death
at the big rock candy mountain
the homes are made of steak
and you never get ratioed
even for your problematic takes
the homes are made of steak
and you never get ratioed
even for your problematic takes
at the big rock candy mountain
eating counts as exercise
and your mufos always fave all your posts
and your follow count always rises
eating counts as exercise
and your mufos always fave all your posts
and your follow count always rises
at the big rock candy mountain
there's a hill what's made of anime
there's a valley what's made of cake
and everyone is gay
there's a hill what's made of anime
there's a valley what's made of cake
and everyone is gay
at the big rock candy mountain
the discotheque's are lit
the bathrooms are all super clean
and you never have to shit
the discotheque's are lit
the bathrooms are all super clean
and you never have to shit
at the big rock candy mountain
gender's all been banned
there's orchard trees growing HRT
all across the land
gender's all been banned
there's orchard trees growing HRT
all across the land
at the big rock candy mountain
the lemonade is always chilled
and when your sis says there's tea
you know it is always spilled
the lemonade is always chilled
and when your sis says there's tea
you know it is always spilled
jesus christ this is getting pretty stupid 
lol
lol
at the big rock candy mountain
there's no sickness or disease
and you get all the premium channels
and the tv's all prestige
there's no sickness or disease
and you get all the premium channels
and the tv's all prestige
at the big rock candy mountain
worries are out the door
and you always find the content
that you came here for
worries are out the door
and you always find the content
that you came here for
