Seriously, every year squirrels are needed to protect Christmas trees from cat attacks. 

#CatsHateChristmas



Warn your friends: #CatsHateChristmas. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/efn3t8/its_their_first_christmas_and_they_think_we_got/



This tweet from January 2020 was an early omen of horrors to come. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://twitter.com/Ratatosk4/status/1212396079033008129



And when cats cannot attack a Christmas tree directly, they may make a stealth attack on your gifts. #CatsHateChristmas #WarOnChristmas




https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/eipdee/merry_christmas_to_meee_merry_christmas_to_meee/





But really, it’s the Christmas tree that cats really feel compelled to attack. 

#CatsHateChristmas @reddit #WarOnChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/egtkdi/shiny_disco_temptation/



If you have photos or video of cats attacking Christmas trees, please tweet them with the hashtag #CatsHateChristmas.
Or if you fear your life because of cats threatening you, please just post them anonymously to @reddit under
r/ChristmasCats ...

Or if you fear your life because of cats threatening you, please just post them anonymously to @reddit under
r/ChristmasCats ...



The world is starting to improve ever so slowly, but one thing will never change: #CatsHateChristmas 




Cats sometimes lie in wait, hoping to ambush Santa from under the Christmas tree. #CatsHateChristmas 

https://imgur.com/WLdyFQx



Cats are trained from kittenhood how to destroy Christmas trees. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://imgur.com/gallery/W6Bn5gp



I can well understand that many cat owners are too afraid to post photos and videos of their pet cats attacking their Christmas trees and gifts. You are right to worry that your cats will do worse this year in revenge for their crimes being revealed.


#CatsHateChristmas



Many people know now that #CatsHateChristmas, but did you know that squirrels can protect your Christmas tree from cat attacks? Another reason why #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!





There is so much video proof that #CatsHateChristmas, people have made multiple @YouTube compilations...





This is one reason why #CatsHateChristmas.
Even cats in space, high above the Earth in a permanent orbit, hate Christmas.


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#CatsHateChristmas





You may have convinced yourself that your cat loves Christmas. Your cat does not love Christmas. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/jwv85d/holiday_spirit_activate/



You will know that people really understand just how much #CatsHateChristmas when it starts to trend on Twitter.





When your Christmas tree is up and fully decorated, notice your cat staring intently at the sparkling glittery tree, scheming like the Grinch to find a way to destroy it from within while looking innocent. 

#CatsHateChristmas



Does your cat know what they are doing is wrong when they attack your Christmas tree? Yes. #CatsHateChristmas 

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ejfebw/the_guilty_ones/



Know what cats really hate? Other cats _pretending_ to like Christmas — but only to get more food. 




#CatsHateChristmas






Some people think cats just hate disco balls. Maybe some do, but mostly #CatsHateChristmas.




https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/egtkdi/shiny_disco_temptation/





Don’t be fooled by the kitten-like playing with the tinsel, ornaments & lights — beneath a cat’s wide-eyed look of wonder is pure lethal rage as they carve up your Christmas tree. #CatsHateChristmas 




Now social media superstar cat Smudge Lord has decided to demonstrate just how much #CatsHateChristmas.




https://www.instagram.com/p/CH0yPeRHwn3/





“Merry Hissmas”? Yes, @SmudgeLord does not hide that #CatsHateChristmas.


https://twitter.com/SmudgeLord/status/1326230087050665984



It’s #JellyBellyFriday, and cats are planning to destroy your Christmas decorations.




#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels https://www.kktv.com/content/news/Cats-ruin-Christmas-tree-408071055.html





But why, _why_, exactly why do cats so hate Christmas? Scientists have been studying the festive feline mystery. 



#CatsHateChristmas https://www.inverse.com/article/39718-why-cats-like-christmas-trees-science





This tree is doomed. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/efixcc/christmas_greetings_from_kitty/



Years ago, late one Christmas Eve when it thought nobody was online, even @catsofinstagram hinted that #CatsHateChristmas. 

https://twitter.com/catsofinstagram/status/812795499258478592



Let there be honesty among animals: any pet will warn you what cats will do to a Christmas tree when they think nobody’s watching. 

#CatsHateChristmas


https://twitter.com/MargieMiklas/status/1072918625181450240






Cats owners know in their hearts that #CatsHateChristmas and will attack any Christmas tree the first chance they get.


https://twitter.com/lesleyorion/status/1205177032570818561



Another cat taking down a Christmas tree. In December, cats are like lumberjacks. 

#CatsHateChristmas



Another cat, another doomed Christmas tree. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/jyio62/in_her_new_favorite_spot/



Fake tree, real tree, green tree, white tree, silver tree, it doesn’t matter. Your Christmas tree is going down if you don’t protect it from cats.


#CatsHateChristmas



In 2019, I shared some special tricks for protecting your Christmas tree from cats. I see more are now being posted this year, as more humans realize #CatsHateChristmas.




https://twitter.com/joynes85/status/1330937626954772481





Maybe when you have seen enough videos & gifs & photos of cats attacking Christmas trees, you too will want to take your own measures to protect your own trees & decorations. 

#CatsHateChristmas



MSM media propaganda has misled too many people into thinking cat attacks on Christmas are just innocent “accidents” rather than clear evidence that #CatsHateChristmas. Here’s a @sainsburys ad from 2015 about Mog’s insidious attack on the holidays: 




Every day, more evidence is posted online demonstrating that #CatsHateChristmas 

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/jzox5z/my_precious/



#CatsHateChristmas, as a quick online search of videos & photos will amply demonstrate. You must take countermeasures to protect your Christmas tree.





And in the spirit of 2020’s #UnitedMammalia solidarity, I must note now that when you have squirrels protect your Christmas tree from cats, you are also protecting your cats from Christmas trees. #CatsHateChristmas


#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels








And now, a cat Christmas song filled with excuses for why cats destroy holiday decorations.
#CatsHateChristmas



I wouldn’t blame this cat for now hating Christmas. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k0jed2/my_sisters_cat_twinkletoes/



Remember that squirrels can defend your Christmas tree from cats. A few strategically placed squirrel ornaments should be enough to protect your Yule tree. #CatsHateChristmas 

#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels



December 25 is less than a month away and cats are plotting to take down every Christmas tree they can. Stealth attacks are a common tactic.









#CatsHateChristmas









#CatsHateChristmas
Every day, new videos are posted on YouTube, Snapchat & other social media, all demonstrating that #CatsHateChristmas!









Another cat lulled some humans into complacency then attacks the Christmas tree. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/k2gsoc/i_think_its_safe_to_say_my_cat_likes_christmas/



It’s the fourth #Ratatoskday before December 25, and squirrels are protecting Christmas trees from stealth cat attacks. #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels 

#CatsHateChristmas



No Christmas tree is safe.


#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k2wm6r/bitey_learned_a_new_trick/



You know it. #CatsHateChristmas 

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k2yxps/gizmo_isnt_sure_about_her_christmas_photos/



Twitter is filled with evidence that #CatsHateChristmas.


https://twitter.com/no_matter_hoo/status/1332741211573153797?s=21



The evidence just keeps pilling up: #CatsHateChristmas.


https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k3hk53/i_think_shes_excited_for_the_holidays/



If you’re not going to rely on squirrels to protect your Christmas tree, last year I posted many other options to keep your tree safe from cats.







#CatsHateChristmas







#CatsHateChristmas
More ways to protect your Christmas trees from cat attack. The second one here isn’t 100% reliable, though.






#CatsHateChristmas







But even precautions like putting metal gates around your Christmas tree probably won’t be enough.




#CatsHateChristmas https://twitter.com/Misha19800/status/1068124526075092992





Or maybe you don’t want your tree protected. Maybe you’d like to see your cat succeed in climbing to the top of your Christmas tree and knocking all the ornaments off... 

#CatsHateChristmas



Here is an innovative trick from @imgur to protect your Christmas tree from cats by harnessing the power to of squirrels! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels


#CatsHateChristmas http://imgur.com/gallery/iMwTA



But you may not need to go that far to protect your tree. Many cats hate citrus fruits like lemons & oranges, which you can use to deter cat attacks on Christmas trees. It’s also why I keep a gin & tonic with a lemon wedge with me during the holidays.




#CatsHateChristmas





A flat Christmas tree will drive your cats up the wall. Whatever wall you’ve used for your 2D Christmas tree, to be specific.



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#CatsHateChristmas




#CatsHateChristmas
Some flat Christmas trees aren’t intended to go up against a wall. But their effectiveness in stopping cats from attacking them is basee only on unreliable anecdotal evidence.



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#CatsHateChristmas




#CatsHateChristmas
Cats learn young to attack Christmas trees. 

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/k53vy3/her_first_christmas/



Please take a moment to post photos & videos of your own cats attacking holiday decorations. And be sure to use the hashtag! 

#CatsHateChristmas


