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Now it is time to remind everyone the real “War on Christmas” is run by cats.

#CatsHateChristmas

Seriously, every year squirrels are needed to protect Christmas trees from cat attacks.

#CatsHateChristmas

Warn your friends: #CatsHateChristmas.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/efn3t8/its_their_first_christmas_and_they_think_we_got/

This tweet from January 2020 was an early omen of horrors to come.

#CatsHateChristmas https://twitter.com/Ratatosk4/status/1212396079033008129

https://twitter.com/Ratatosk4/status/1212396079033008129

This gif may be fake, but what it shows is all too true: #CatsHateChristmas.

And when cats cannot attack a Christmas tree directly, they may make a stealth attack on your gifts. #CatsHateChristmas #WarOnChristmas

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/eipdee/merry_christmas_to_meee_merry_christmas_to_meee/

And when cats cannot attack a Christmas tree directly, they may make a stealth attack on your gifts. #CatsHateChristmas #WarOnChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/eipdee/merry_christmas_to_meee_merry_christmas_to_meee/

But really, it’s the Christmas tree that cats really feel compelled to attack.

#CatsHateChristmas @reddit #WarOnChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/egtkdi/shiny_disco_temptation/

If you have photos or video of cats attacking Christmas trees, please tweet them with the hashtag #CatsHateChristmas.

Or if you fear your life because of cats threatening you, please just post them anonymously to @reddit under
r/ChristmasCats ...

The world is starting to improve ever so slowly, but one thing will never change: #CatsHateChristmas

Cats sometimes lie in wait, hoping to ambush Santa from under the Christmas tree. #CatsHateChristmas

https://imgur.com/WLdyFQx

To be fair, when humans dress up their pet cats as Santa, I can understand why #CatsHateChristmas.

Cats are trained from kittenhood how to destroy Christmas trees.

#CatsHateChristmas https://imgur.com/gallery/W6Bn5gp

I can well understand that many cat owners are too afraid to post photos and videos of their pet cats attacking their Christmas trees and gifts. You are right to worry that your cats will do worse this year in revenge for their crimes being revealed.

#CatsHateChristmas

Many people know now that #CatsHateChristmas, but did you know that squirrels can protect your Christmas tree from cat attacks? Another reason why #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!

Quick update: cats still hate Christmas.

#CatsHateChristmas

There is so much video proof that #CatsHateChristmas, people have made multiple @YouTube compilations...

In your heart, you know it’s true: #CatsHateChristmas.

The public needs to be warned before December: #CatsHateChristmas!

This is one reason why #CatsHateChristmas.

Video evidence of a cat attacking a Christmas tree.

#CatsHateChristmas

Even cats in space, high above the Earth in a permanent orbit, hate Christmas.

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#CatsHateChristmas

You may have convinced yourself that your cat loves Christmas. Your cat does not love Christmas.

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/jwv85d/holiday_spirit_activate/

You may have convinced yourself that your cat loves Christmas. Your cat does not love Christmas. #CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/jwv85d/holiday_spirit_activate/

You will know that people really understand just how much #CatsHateChristmas when it starts to trend on Twitter.

When your Christmas tree is up and fully decorated, notice your cat staring intently at the sparkling glittery tree, scheming like the Grinch to find a way to destroy it from within while looking innocent.

#CatsHateChristmas

Does your cat know what they are doing is wrong when they attack your Christmas tree? Yes. #CatsHateChristmas

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ejfebw/the_guilty_ones/

Does your cat know what they are doing is wrong when they attack your Christmas tree? Yes. #CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ejfebw/the_guilty_ones/

Know what cats really hate? Other cats _pretending_ to like Christmas — but only to get more food.

#CatsHateChristmas

Some people think cats just hate disco balls. Maybe some do, but mostly #CatsHateChristmas.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/egtkdi/shiny_disco_temptation/

Don’t be fooled by the kitten-like playing with the tinsel, ornaments & lights — beneath a cat’s wide-eyed look of wonder is pure lethal rage as they carve up your Christmas tree. #CatsHateChristmas

Now social media superstar cat Smudge Lord has decided to demonstrate just how much #CatsHateChristmas.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH0yPeRHwn3/

“Merry Hissmas”? Yes, @SmudgeLord does not hide that #CatsHateChristmas.

https://twitter.com/SmudgeLord/status/1326230087050665984

https://twitter.com/SmudgeLord/status/1326230087050665984

It’s official. #CatsHateChristmas

https://twitter.com/SmudgeLord/status/1329873961010782210

https://twitter.com/SmudgeLord/status/1329873961010782210

It’s #JellyBellyFriday, and cats are planning to destroy your Christmas decorations.

#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels https://www.kktv.com/content/news/Cats-ruin-Christmas-tree-408071055.html

Curious cats claw Christmas tree

The cats' owner talks to us about the ordeal.

https://www.kktv.com/content/news/Cats-ruin-Christmas-tree-408071055.html

But why, _why_, exactly why do cats so hate Christmas? Scientists have been studying the festive feline mystery.

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.inverse.com/article/39718-why-cats-like-christmas-trees-science

Why Do Cats Like Christmas Trees? A Scientist Explains

Finally, some answers.

https://www.inverse.com/article/39718-why-cats-like-christmas-trees-science

This tree is doomed.

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/efixcc/christmas_greetings_from_kitty/

Years ago, late one Christmas Eve when it thought nobody was online, even @catsofinstagram hinted that #CatsHateChristmas.

https://twitter.com/catsofinstagram/status/812795499258478592

https://twitter.com/catsofinstagram/status/812795499258478592

Let there be honesty among animals: any pet will warn you what cats will do to a Christmas tree when they think nobody’s watching.

#CatsHateChristmas

https://twitter.com/MargieMiklas/status/1072918625181450240

https://twitter.com/MargieMiklas/status/1072918625181450240

Cats owners know in their hearts that #CatsHateChristmas and will attack any Christmas tree the first chance they get.

https://twitter.com/lesleyorion/status/1205177032570818561

https://twitter.com/lesleyorion/status/1205177032570818561

Christmas trees, big or small,
Doesn’t matter, cats hate ‘em all.

#CatsHateChristmas

Another cat taking down a Christmas tree. In December, cats are like lumberjacks.

#CatsHateChristmas

Another cat, another doomed Christmas tree.

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/jyio62/in_her_new_favorite_spot/

Fake tree, real tree, green tree, white tree, silver tree, it doesn’t matter. Your Christmas tree is going down if you don’t protect it from cats.

#CatsHateChristmas

Later, these cats will get their revenge by destroying that Christmas tree.

#CatsHateChristmas

In 2019, I shared some special tricks for protecting your Christmas tree from cats. I see more are now being posted this year, as more humans realize #CatsHateChristmas.

https://twitter.com/joynes85/status/1330937626954772481

https://twitter.com/joynes85/status/1330937626954772481

Some extreme measures may be needed to protect your Christmas tree from cats...

#CatsHateChristmas

Maybe when you have seen enough videos & gifs & photos of cats attacking Christmas trees, you too will want to take your own measures to protect your own trees & decorations.

#CatsHateChristmas

MSM media propaganda has misled too many people into thinking cat attacks on Christmas are just innocent “accidents” rather than clear evidence that #CatsHateChristmas. Here’s a @sainsburys ad from 2015 about Mog’s insidious attack on the holidays:

Every day, more evidence is posted online demonstrating that #CatsHateChristmas

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/jzox5z/my_precious/

Every day, more evidence is posted online demonstrating that #CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/jzox5z/my_precious/

#CatsHateChristmas, as a quick online search of videos & photos will amply demonstrate. You must take countermeasures to protect your Christmas tree.

And in the spirit of 2020’s #UnitedMammalia solidarity, I must note now that when you have squirrels protect your Christmas tree from cats, you are also protecting your cats from Christmas trees. #CatsHateChristmas

#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels

I could do this all the way to Christmas, there is so much proof that #CatsHateChristmas.

Noon or night, dawn or dusk,
Cats make your tree an empty husk.

#CatsHateChristmas

And now, a cat Christmas song filled with excuses for why cats destroy holiday decorations.

#CatsHateChristmas

I wouldn’t blame this cat for now hating Christmas.

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k0jed2/my_sisters_cat_twinkletoes/

I wouldn’t blame this cat for now hating Christmas. #CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k0jed2/my_sisters_cat_twinkletoes/

Remember that squirrels can defend your Christmas tree from cats. A few strategically placed squirrel ornaments should be enough to protect your Yule tree. #CatsHateChristmas

#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels

Remember that squirrels can defend your Christmas tree from cats. A few strategically placed squirrel ornaments should be enough to protect your Yule tree. #CatsHateChristmas #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels

This is just the kind of thing that makes cats really hate the holiday season...

This is just the kind of thing that makes cats really hate the holiday season...

December 25 is less than a month away and cats are plotting to take down every Christmas tree they can. Stealth attacks are a common tactic.

#CatsHateChristmas

Every day, new videos are posted on YouTube, Snapchat & other social media, all demonstrating that #CatsHateChristmas!

Another cat lulled some humans into complacency then attacks the Christmas tree.

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/k2gsoc/i_think_its_safe_to_say_my_cat_likes_christmas/

Another cat lulled some humans into complacency then attacks the Christmas tree. #CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/k2gsoc/i_think_its_safe_to_say_my_cat_likes_christmas/

The Jingle cats lied: #CatsHateChristmas.

It’s the fourth #Ratatoskday before December 25, and squirrels are protecting Christmas trees from stealth cat attacks. #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels

#CatsHateChristmas

No Christmas tree is safe.

#CatsHateChristmas https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k2wm6r/bitey_learned_a_new_trick/

Bitey learned a new trick

Posted in r/ChristmasCats by u/EricaH121 • 163 points and 6 comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k2wm6r/bitey_learned_a_new_trick/

You know it. #CatsHateChristmas

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k2yxps/gizmo_isnt_sure_about_her_christmas_photos/

Twitter is filled with evidence that #CatsHateChristmas.

https://twitter.com/no_matter_hoo/status/1332741211573153797?s=21

https://twitter.com/no_matter_hoo/status/1332741211573153797?s=21

Cats are jealous of all Christmas decorations.

#CatsHateChristmas

The evidence just keeps pilling up: #CatsHateChristmas.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k3hk53/i_think_shes_excited_for_the_holidays/

The evidence just keeps pilling up: #CatsHateChristmas. https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/comments/k3hk53/i_think_shes_excited_for_the_holidays/

Remember Cat Shaming? Time to bring it back for the holiday season!

#CatsHateChristmas

Is your Christmas tree safe from the wrath of cats?

#CatsHateChristmas

If you’re not going to rely on squirrels to protect your Christmas tree, last year I posted many other options to keep your tree safe from cats.

#CatsHateChristmas

If you’re not going to rely on squirrels to protect your Christmas tree, last year I posted many other options to keep your tree safe from cats. #CatsHateChristmas

Protect your Christmas trees from cats.

#CatsHateChristmas

More ways to protect your Christmas trees from cat attack. The second one here isn’t 100% reliable, though.

#CatsHateChristmas

But even precautions like putting metal gates around your Christmas tree probably won’t be enough.

#CatsHateChristmas https://twitter.com/Misha19800/status/1068124526075092992

https://twitter.com/Misha19800/status/1068124526075092992

Or maybe you don’t want your tree protected. Maybe you’d like to see your cat succeed in climbing to the top of your Christmas tree and knocking all the ornaments off...

#CatsHateChristmas

Or maybe you don’t want your tree protected. Maybe you’d like to see your cat succeed in climbing to the top of your Christmas tree and knocking all the ornaments off... #CatsHateChristmas

Cats are really jealous of the star at the top of most Christmas trees.

#CatsHateChristmas

Here is an innovative trick from @imgur to protect your Christmas tree from cats by harnessing the power to of squirrels! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels

#CatsHateChristmas http://imgur.com/gallery/iMwTA

Set Up A Cat-Proof Tree Tonight

2215 views on Imgur

http://imgur.com/gallery/iMwTA

But you may not need to go that far to protect your tree. Many cats hate citrus fruits like lemons & oranges, which you can use to deter cat attacks on Christmas trees. It’s also why I keep a gin & tonic with a lemon wedge with me during the holidays.

#CatsHateChristmas

A flat Christmas tree will drive your cats up the wall. Whatever wall you’ve used for your 2D Christmas tree, to be specific.

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Some flat Christmas trees aren’t intended to go up against a wall. But their effectiveness in stopping cats from attacking them is basee only on unreliable anecdotal evidence.

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