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1. Picking your wife up bodily and throwing her on the bed is excellent foreplay.
1. Picking your wife up bodily and throwing her on the bed is excellent foreplay.
2. You shouldn't *have* to game your wife, but you'll both enjoy it more if you do.
3. Getting married to have sex is like burning down your house to make toast.
It's not the point of marriage, but on the other hand, if you're going to burn down your house, you better frickin' make toast.
It's not the point of marriage, but on the other hand, if you're going to burn down your house, you better frickin' make toast.
4. Tattoo-free virgins exist. All of them are in church. Usually working in the nursery.
5. If you get married, the first couple months (or year) of marriage might include a lot of crying. Even if she's happy. ESPECIALLY if she's happy. The combined shock of bonding, sex, and meeting her expectations and your perceived expectations is huge - much harder wom. than men
6. Ideally, a wife should accept criticism about her cooking.
This is a Stretch Goal
however it has made my domestic life Blissful
This is a Stretch Goal
however it has made my domestic life Blissful
7. Everything you've been told about your sex life after marriage and after childbirth is either a lie from the devil or a gross exaggeration.
Women are designed to have hot, amazing, satisfying sex after birthing babies.
This is a True Fact. @hyperboriankiwi
Women are designed to have hot, amazing, satisfying sex after birthing babies.
This is a True Fact. @hyperboriankiwi
8. Addendum: Post-natal care for women is SUPER important. For mental, physical, and sexual well being. SPOIL UR WIFE.
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9. My wife was a power lifter before we got married. Me putting a weight rack in the garage was the best gift I ever got her.
Her using it is the best gift she ever got me.
Her using it is the best gift she ever got me.
10. Squats. Ladies, they do amazing things.
11. Men - If you assume a traditional/patriarchal role in your marriage, and act like it, some other men will assume your wife has control of your relationship.
Disregard these men.
Disregard these men.
12. Women - Older women (even xtians) will denigrate the idea of marriage and encourage you not to settle.
This is because their marriages are bad. It may be because they have poisoned them or they married weak men. Often both.
Surround yourself with women who love their men
This is because their marriages are bad. It may be because they have poisoned them or they married weak men. Often both.
Surround yourself with women who love their men
13. If your wife is a homemaker, you don't need to assure everyone that she really is smart. I promise you - EVERYONE knows.
14. Corollary to number 13 - If you have smart and beautiful children there will be no question about how smart and beautiful your stay-at-home-wifey is. It will be obvious.
