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The international break has me bored so I decided to make a thread on Premier League Managers as characters from Harry Potter.
Pep Guardiola - Lord Voldemort
The bald fraud. Once the most powerful magician, but was only as strong as his entourage. In a constant battle with Harry Potter. Has a thing for him.
The bald fraud. Once the most powerful magician, but was only as strong as his entourage. In a constant battle with Harry Potter. Has a thing for him.
Jurgen Klopp - Harry Potter
The chosen one. A four-eyed wizard. Fearless leader, great motivator. Has been battling and resisting Voldemort since day one. Ready to break the rules to bring glory to his house.
The chosen one. A four-eyed wizard. Fearless leader, great motivator. Has been battling and resisting Voldemort since day one. Ready to break the rules to bring glory to his house.
ROY HODGSON - Albus Dumbledore
Been around forever. Never too fussed about anything going on around him. Nobody questions his ability. Might be his last time around. Fancies a sherbet lemon.
Been around forever. Never too fussed about anything going on around him. Nobody questions his ability. Might be his last time around. Fancies a sherbet lemon.
MARCELO BIELSA - Alastor “Mad Eye” Moody
Legendary wizard who came around with his unorthodox methods which work surprisingly well. You don’t want to be on his bad side. Likes to banter with his favourite students.
Legendary wizard who came around with his unorthodox methods which work surprisingly well. You don’t want to be on his bad side. Likes to banter with his favourite students.
David Moyes - Draco Malfoy
Initially the chosen one. But just not as good. Lost every battle to Harry Potter. Spoiled and obnoxious. Always finds a way to be around.
Initially the chosen one. But just not as good. Lost every battle to Harry Potter. Spoiled and obnoxious. Always finds a way to be around.
Slaven Bilic - Igor Karkaroff
Moody Eastern European wizard with a questionable skillset. Been in some trouble. Known for dealing with snakes
(read Payet).
Moody Eastern European wizard with a questionable skillset. Been in some trouble. Known for dealing with snakes
(read Payet).
Frank Lampard - James Potter
Absolute legend. Was kind of mates with Snape at one point. Brilliant as a wizard as well as a helpful ghost. Often arrogant
Absolute legend. Was kind of mates with Snape at one point. Brilliant as a wizard as well as a helpful ghost. Often arrogant
Sean Dyche - Rubeus Hagrid
A gentle giant. Rough on the outside, sweet on the inside. Is not officially allowed to use magic but works with what he has.
A gentle giant. Rough on the outside, sweet on the inside. Is not officially allowed to use magic but works with what he has.
Scott Parker - Gilderoy Lockhart
The pretty one. Nobody knows how he got the job. Skills are below average. Can’t keep his class under control. However, ready to claim any success.
The pretty one. Nobody knows how he got the job. Skills are below average. Can’t keep his class under control. However, ready to claim any success.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Neville Longbottom
Knows everything in theory. Rarely works in practice. Has his flashes of brilliance. Seems like a good friend to have.
Knows everything in theory. Rarely works in practice. Has his flashes of brilliance. Seems like a good friend to have.
Graham Potter - Remus Lupin
Cool last name but not worth it. Great wizard but has his weaknesses. They make him stay undercover i.e. mid table. Genuinely a good guy.
Cool last name but not worth it. Great wizard but has his weaknesses. They make him stay undercover i.e. mid table. Genuinely a good guy.
Mikel Arteta - Tom Riddle
A glimpse of how Voldemort looked in the past. Had beautiful hair, curious, young, but still very powerful. Ready to take on anyone.
A glimpse of how Voldemort looked in the past. Had beautiful hair, curious, young, but still very powerful. Ready to take on anyone.
Carlo Ancelotti - Cornelius Fudge
Old school geezer. Skeptical of Voldemort and eventually Dumbledore. Was on a high profile gig but was forced to take a step down (to the Merseyside
).
Old school geezer. Skeptical of Voldemort and eventually Dumbledore. Was on a high profile gig but was forced to take a step down (to the Merseyside
).
Dean Smith - Kreacher
Purely a physical resemblance
Purely a physical resemblance
Jose Mourinho - Severus Snape
Either love him or hate him. Always seems to be in a bad mood but actually cares about the important stuff. Has his favorites and makes no compromises.
Either love him or hate him. Always seems to be in a bad mood but actually cares about the important stuff. Has his favorites and makes no compromises.
Nuno Espirito Santo - Madame Maxime
Taller than usual, probably played as a goalie. Has students that are almost identical, from the same place, and well organized. Well groomed as well
Taller than usual, probably played as a goalie. Has students that are almost identical, from the same place, and well organized. Well groomed as well
Brendan Rodgers - Ronald Weasley
Quite the wizard when given a chance but tends to bottle it in the end. One of the top lads. Always up for a brawl. Very passionate. Working his way to the top.
Quite the wizard when given a chance but tends to bottle it in the end. One of the top lads. Always up for a brawl. Very passionate. Working his way to the top.
Steve Bruce - Vernon Dursley
A grumpy chubby old man who gets red in the face over the smallest thing. Hates magic. Severely old fashioned
A grumpy chubby old man who gets red in the face over the smallest thing. Hates magic. Severely old fashioned
Thanks for making it all the way to the end!
I'm missing Chris Wilder and Ralph Hasenhuttl.
If you have an idea let me know!
I'm missing Chris Wilder and Ralph Hasenhuttl.
If you have an idea let me know!
