I've been holding off on saying anything about this for a while now but since vibrators/sex toys are trending right now: I recently discovered male vibrators / "guybrators" as they're sometimes called (I HATE that name) and....my life and my dangle-y bits will never be the same

this is akin to discovering high tech bidets for the first time for me only it's about enhancing/empowering my own capacity for self care and self love in terms of masturbating instead of pooping in the bidet case

if you are also a guy who's been SUPER embarrassed/scared to ever even consider buying/spending money on sex toys for yourself/for your own personal use....do some googling and do yourself a favor you won't regret it