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I will now make a case as to why I think it’s possible that Rudy Giuliani eats his own poop.
Ok. I’m not saying he definitely does scarf down his turds like cheese doodles at a sleepover. Im just saying if you drew a picture of what that person looks like, good chance it’s Rudy
Ok. I’m not saying he definitely does scarf down his turds like cheese doodles at a sleepover. Im just saying if you drew a picture of what that person looks like, good chance it’s Rudy
I mean if he was in a line up with ANYONE and you were told one of these people smokes their shit snakes like cigars and even ashes them, you would have to pick Rudy. You’d have to. Even if someone next to him was covered in shit. You’d still have to pick Rudy
Moving on. Look at the things he says. He thinks 20,000 dead people voted in Pennsylvania. In order to believe stuff like this it’s highly probable you microwave your logs like hot pockets after a long day at school when moms not home. I’m not saying that’s true. Just saying
Next, the dude married his fucking cousin. Now if that doesn’t scream of “i take a dump in my ninja blender every morning “ then IDK what does, people. In closing. Can I say for a fact that Rudy Giuliani pounds back poop like he’s Joey Chestnut on a July 4th in Coney Island?
No. I can’t. But if anyone we know likes to double fist crap like a bear getting ready for winter...
It’s the guy that tells lies, looks psycho, and banged his cousin
That’s my guess at least.
It’s the guy that tells lies, looks psycho, and banged his cousin
That’s my guess at least.
