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Seeing as how half the country is currently awash in a wave of calls for “unity”, why not join in. I’ll take it upon myself to seek out input from the Left to assist conservatives who find themselves in uncharted waters.
In the spirit of unity. Of course.
In the spirit of unity. Of course.
Since the Left set the precedent four years ago for reacting to the outcome of an election that hurt their feels, perhaps they could offer the Right some advice on these courses of action:
- At what point should the rioting start? Does that begin now or does one wait for the certification of the vote? Thanksgiving schedules may need to be adjusted.
- Speaking of Thanksgiving, we are supposed to shame relatives who voted differently than we did, are we not?
- If we plan to start an official “Resistance” organization, are there any forms we need to fill out? If so, where can we access said forms? Will our organizations be tax-exempt?
- If we are inviting like minded individuals over to scream at the sky, do we need a permit?
So many questions! Who knew rejecting the outcome of an election could be so complicated?
Kumbaya, y'all.
Kumbaya, y'all.
